Drug Test Monday Help Please!!!!

Okay so here is my situation. I have an interview Monday and I will be required to take a drug test. I haven't smoked weed in about three months up until about a week ago, well on the 14 to be exact. It was not alot only like half a blunt of just some bagseed. I really need this job and I am afraid that if I take the test I will not pass it. What can I do to help me pass this test? Please help a buddy out guys.

I've had this discussion with a pothead physician friend of mine for many years. If you smoke once or twice after not smoking for a long time (a month or more) it's out of your system in quick fashion...depending on your body type. If you're in good health, skinny, eat well, drink enough water, etc. you should be fine. THC metabolizes in fat cells.

We have both purchased the home test kits from Walgreens to test the theory. If you haven't smoked for a long while and take a couple of hits over the course of a couple of nights, you should show a negative result within 2-3 days.

If you don't fit this profile, but it sounds like you do, buy synthetic urine for your test.

Best of luck to you!

Thanks man. Yea man i am healthy i run and lift weights and am very active. I also drink alot of water. Hopefully it will not be a problem then. Anyone else have any thoughts on this situation???

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if its a piss test and u run ull be fine drink alot of water a few hours before... like a half a gallon..

goldenseal. buy it at walmart in the vitamin section. take 2, 3 times a day. drink minimum 1 gal of water throughout the day. this method got me through 6 years of probation. never hot once!



also drink lots of water, and try to make the piss for the cup, end up being like the third or fourth piss of the day.

also make sure the piss in the cup isn't the beginning of the stream or the end, try to get the middle. You should be fine man, good luck

I'm about to post my own thread, but I have a piss test next week, too. I've got my synthetic urine and handwarmers, but I'm tryin to figure out the best way to sneak it in my pants. In the past I've rubberbanded it to my weiner, but that's too uncmfortable. brainstorm with me

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I'm about to post my own thread, but I have a piss test next week, too. I've got my synthetic urine and handwarmers, but I'm tryin to figure out the best way to sneak it in my pants. In the past I've rubberbanded it to my weiner, but that's too uncmfortable. brainstorm with me

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If the rubber banding has worked then I would do it again. Like the saying goes, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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If the rubber banding has worked then I would do it again. Like the saying goes, if it ain't broke, don't fix it.

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yes but if the process takes too long it could cut off circulation and it hurts like a bitch anyway. I'll ponder myself

I dont know about for your job but two things. Ive been on probation before with manditory UA's 1) They absolutely test for adulterants ie Goldenseal, so for you this means they have the ability to. 2) I've used store bought (not walgreens, they just opened here) test kits to test myself when I knew I was going to fail to see where I was at in the "detox" process, the first test I took, that I was expecting to fail after heavy use showed no drugs.

Niacin its pricey and if they ask tell them you take it for heart health and you choleserol. Cranberry, Blueberry, Acai berry juice, and LOTS of water. Since its Monday "I" would pound the shit. As much as I could. Also, make SURE the test is not the first piss of the day (If you take the test legit). If you can drink enough water to go a few times. As one poster said, if you havent used in that long it should only be in your system for 5-7 days.

I have had success with synthetic urine before, however when I untaped it from my leg and poured it into the specimin cup it only filled it 2/3 of the way to the line. I put toilet water in it (not thinking) and I watched the color on the temperature strip disappear. By the grace of god when I went to stand up from kneeling in front of the toilet I pushed myself up on the baseboard heater and burned the shit out of my hand. F'ing LIGHTBULB! Put the lid on and let it stew for minute untill the strip showed back up. Careful with bought products, make sure the resovoir is more than 4oz or so.

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i have never used fake pee. most things you hear about pot and it staying in your system are lies anyway. i am 20 years old, vegan, i skateboard and i only drink juice( that i make from fruit) and water. this WORKS. the best natural way is TO GO WITHOUT EATING AFTER A FULL MOON. drink a lot of water and by alot i do NOT mean a bottle or three i mean at LEAST three gallons of clean, spring water. mind most "spring" water that is from a store has a lot of salt and lead that will like the plants you love, clog you up and make this process hard to do. drink clean water and if you are in a city boil you water as low as you can as not to turn it to steam. remember******* fast for AT LEAST three days. drink only water and REAL fruit, yes, DRINK fruit by blending it sorry no smoothie king or tropical smoothie you have got to do it yourself so you know you are only getting natures sugar and not fake sugar. cane sugar is ok and so is honey if you feel it but i dont use it.

i hope this method helps some one, not only will it get thc and fatty acid from your body, it improves the spiritual mind and the mental side of your high(once you start back ( : ) peace

hey man,

been in this position before myself, and I have a drug test coming up on the 12th of may that I need to pass for a job, too. I was expecting it so I quit smoking April 8th and am still pretty nervous about failing so I have been exercising and pounding things with antioxidents such as green tea and cranberry juice. also drink a shit ton of water and try to work up a heavy sweat at least once a day.

if you want to do this the hard and risky way, take a small bottle (I used an empty 4 oz cough syrup bottle) and fill it with a buddy's piss. Make sure it is fucking clean! sparkling clean! I know this is nasty, but it works. During pre employment tests the administrator never watches you actually piss. For mine, they literally shut the door and left me in there, so I just took out my medicine bottle and poured it into the cup, then capped it up, shoved it back down my pants and baboom! 3 days later I had a really sweet job and got to keep on smokin on. The heat from you nuts will keep it at about 94 degrees so the temperature is not a problem, just make sure it is directly on your skin.

Also, make sure this is a trusted friend who doesn't use any of the 5 drugs that pre employment tests scan for: THC, amphetamines (this includes adderall and those types of "study" drugs, make sure they haven't used these in the past 4 days because you will test positive for meth and lose your job if you do not have a prescription for this), cocaine, pcp, and opiates (make sure they aren't taking any pain killers either).

Anyway, from your situation you sound like you'll be alright. buy an at home drug test and see how you test. Good luck brother!

You should be fine...I smoked heavily until a job opportunity opened up I stopped just 2 weeks ahead of time...bought a home drug test kit and it said I would pass and I did...just dont drink too much water you will get a diluted sample