Drug Test Question

I recently ran into some legal issues (arrested) and have a court date set for the 3rd of feb. I quit smoking as soon as i got in trouble which was the 12th. I'm a tall skinny motherfucker (6'2" 130lbs) and barely have any fat but i've smoked about an 8th every week to two weeks for the past 2 years or so. I've been drinking water and cranberry juice everyday since. What else can i do to be sure to be clean for my court date on the 3rd or am i SOL? Any input, advice, stories, jokes, bashing or what have you is greatly appreciated.

Also, toke for me since i cant!

with your body build you should be clean by the 3rd by just not smoking, but it won't hurt you any to keep flushing like you have been. next time i light up i'll think about you.

allgetout said:

I recently ran into some legal issues (arrested) and have a court date set for the 3rd of feb. I quit smoking as soon as i got in trouble which was the 12th. I'm a tall skinny motherfucker (6'2" 130lbs) and barely have any fat but i've smoked about an 8th every week to two weeks for the past 2 years or so. I've been drinking water and cranberry juice everyday since. What else can i do to be sure to be clean for my court date on the 3rd or am i SOL? Any input, advice, stories, jokes, bashing or what have you is greatly appreciated.

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If its not until the third you can buy a test strip (piss on a stick) and test yourself a couple days before the court date (maybe the 1st) -- this will give you time to buy the pill or drink if you need to (as they take 24-48 hours to work as a "mask").

Your court date will determine if you get a pee test right? Or was it a parole violation and you know your gon'na get tested on the 3rd? You want to FLUSH your system look for a product in pill form called "stat flush" (this covers blood and saliva samples too) or a drink called "ready clean" - there are lots of similar products with different brand names. Your best bet is to get to your local head shop or natural care shop and explain to them you are looking to flush your system and tell them why. THC bonds to fats so stick with the fruits, veggies and water too.

Not too sure about what goes down when you get busted (I am guesssing in the States), are you going to be drug tested at court? Anyways, if you are skinny, you should be o.k. as long as you have a month of weed free time. Cranberry juice won't do a lot for you, creatine is found in a lot of 'test kits', though I am not exactly sure why... B vitamins are also found in a lot of test kits, though they will also turn your piss fluorecent yellow. Exercise will also help to burn fat which will release any thc stored in fat cells. I have a buddy who needed to test clean for a job, and who was a regular toker. The company also tested for 'test kits'. Lots of fluids, exercised up until the 2 week mark, then did AS LITTLE AS POSSIBLE, while taking b vitamins 'for his general health'. He got the job... (and returned to toking). I wish you well, and don't risk your freedom for a toke! There WILL be another day to get high....

Do nothing, you're screwed.

Have a good day!

SOUNDS like your just going to court on the 3rd, and nothing more.. if your only going to court for say the first time, your more than likely not going to have to take a ua till after you find out what is going to happen to you, ie, probation or what not.. your ok till they tell you that you are going to get probation or w'e the punishment maybe.. smoke till your hearts desire till than..

This is my court date for the violation, no probation or anything yet. So, you dont think they'll test me in court? I heard that sometimes if you can piss clean on the day of trial they'll consider a lighter punishment... i dunno. i've never even gotten a speeding ticket for fucks sake so i'm not too familiar with the legal system.

Stress less and stay on the safe side til court comes and goes by following the advice above. It will probably go better than you expect if this is your first run in with the law.

if you don't mind answering, what's the offense?

up untill a couple days before the test work your ass off while not eating much what i do is i take a garbage bag cut out holes for my head and arms go into the bathroom turn the shower on high and start working out rember to drink lots of water while your in there though

I was charged with a whole menagre of things 2 for underaged possession of alcohol, one for > half a gram of weed, one for a bowl, and one for adderall for which i didnt have proof of prescription although i am prescribed for a total of 5 misdemeanors.

allgetout said:

I recently ran into some legal issues (arrested) and have a court date set for the 3rd of feb. I quit smoking as soon as i got in trouble which was the 12th. I'm a tall skinny motherfucker (6'2" 130lbs) and barely have any fat but i've smoked about an 8th every week to two weeks for the past 2 years or so. I've been drinking water and cranberry juice everyday since. What else can i do to be sure to be clean for my court date on the 3rd or am i SOL? Any input, advice, stories, jokes, bashing or what have you is greatly appreciated.

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I didn't read the rest of this thread because there are way too many threads about drug tests that pop up every day but... as long as you weren't on parole or probation prior to getting arrested, I don't think think it will negatively affect anything if you piss dirty. When I got arrested and was on probation, my PO gave me a month from start of probation before she said I had to piss clean. Let me know what makes your situation unique where you have to piss clean without having any previous legal obligations.

Go to walmart go to the medicine get this shit called AZO's its for urinary tract infections take by the directions then go buy a piss test from walmart and shaboom clean the test piss test is for your nervs