Drug Test

ExplicitKilla

ExplicitKilla

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This is off topic I know but I need some advice. I've been off work for 10 weeks un-paid for a shattered/fractured knee and leg and I work for a company thats big on drug policy because of it being apart of an Airport. I can now return to work on light duty. Now, I have a feeling they will want me to do a drug test upon returning to work.. So, what could anyone here suggest for a skinny 6'3 170lb guy like myself to get clean in a week? I havent really smoked to often in the last few weeks but I know im dirty.. Do you believe that if I drank water consistantly for the next week I could get myself clean ontop of taking Niacin pills? or if their is any other advice that would be MUCH appreciated. Thank you. Once again sorry for off topic discussion.
 
gogrow

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i dont know bro... im skinny and have been clean for three weeks, but im still pissing dirty... trying to clean our for a new job myself
 
AKDrifter

AKDrifter

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Do a search of the board, there is a shit ton of advice.

A week clean is a good start, the longer you can go the better. but if it is short notice you need to flush you're system with water. I have smoked two days prior and got by. If I know I am in danger I will drink lots of green tea and cranberry juice these both clean youre system slowly as you are not smoking.

The day of a test drink lots of water, and never piss first thing in the morning for you're test as that is a very rich and telling sample. You want to drink enough water so you are pissing frequently as if you are slugging beers with the boys, this will dilute the sample. A multi vitiman and at least 3-5 pisses before the test has worked for me three times. The sample needs to be diluted as possible, appear correct as far as color, and must be taken mid piss where you will be donating water to the lab not anything they are looking for. The best bet , if you are expecting a test, stop smoking until you are done, you will pass if you have not THC in you're system and you will get even more baked when you can resume in a month after not smoking= win win situation.

I have seen this thread many times, and there are some very sketchy techniques, the only 100% sure way is to be clean.
 
gogrow

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AKDrifter said:
Do a search of the board, there is a shit ton of advice.

A week clean is a good start, the longer you can go the better. but if it is short notice you need to flush you're system with water. I have smoked two days prior and got by. If I know I am in danger I will drink lots of green tea and cranberry juice these both clean youre system slowly as you are not smoking.

The day of a test drink lots of water, and never piss first thing in the morning for you're test as that is a very rich and telling sample. You want to drink enough water so you are pissing frequently as if you are slugging beers with the boys, this will dilute the sample. A multi vitiman and at least 3-5 pisses before the test has worked for me three times. The sample needs to be diluted as possible, appear correct as far as color, and must be taken mid piss where you will be donating water to the lab not anything they are looking for. The best bet , if you are expecting a test, stop smoking until you are done, you will pass if you have not THC in you're system and you will get even more baked when you can resume in a month after not smoking= win win situation.

I have seen this thread many times, and there are some very sketchy techniques, the only 100% sure way is to be clean.
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i guess i am just heavily toxified... i drink green tea every day for its antioxidant properties, chammomile tea cause it promotes hyperplexia (sweating), niacin, fruit juices, etc... but i am still dirty as a mofo:-(
 
flamdrags420

flamdrags420

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lots of distilled water and the "special" teas. you can even get these clean kits at GNC. Just be upfront and say you have a drug screen and you need the tea. They will hook you up. I've never failed a test on that tea from there. And I've started as late as 3 days before a screening.
 
ExplicitKilla

ExplicitKilla

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I really appreciate all of your support on this ill take the advice and see how things go. This jobs important for me to get back for the fact I need to support my kid with the insurance this place offers.. This whole time smoking didnt seem to concern me for the simple fact that it was 10 weeks off work unpaid but i got sick of not having money, not driving and etc so I was stupid and called the docs office to early and said hey I think i can return to work can you ask my doc if I can return on light duty so they called me back this morning sayin im ok to return.. I SHOULD OF WAITED... heh. Well nonetheless im excited for going back but scared at the same time cuz if I fail that test if there even is one, i could lose that job. =/ Thanks for your advice once again ill take all these suggestions and do the best i can.
 
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FlyinLow&High

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I feel for you dude, this drug test is a bunch of BULL SHIT! I have come to beleive that there is a lot of people who drink , then they become aggresive and violent even to their own wife and kids, on the contrary, smokin a fatty calms you down, mellows your ass right out, and I have never heard of people who smoke weed being all nasty and angry. As long as your not getting high on the job, we should be able to grow and smoke our shit...
 
ExplicitKilla

ExplicitKilla

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Yup exactly, on that petition in my signature I put a bunch of shit followed by. Let a kid smoke a fat blunt or even two to himself and then give a drunk who claims he has "Tolerance" to alcohol, a 12 pack of beer and watch the two people race eachother down a empty road.. See whos the better driver. Exactly.. I dont think we even have to watch it to know the results of that race.
 
racer3456

racer3456

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why doesn't anyone ever get the fake piss? i have used that every time, and not one question about it or a failure for that matter.
 
ExplicitKilla

ExplicitKilla

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Well if you followed up with what was said in this thread you would see I haven't been to work, leaving me with... no money. No money = not buying shit.
 
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NoDrama

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racer3456 said:
why doesn't anyone ever get the fake piss? i have used that every time, and not one question about it or a failure for that matter.
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Been doing this for 8 years. on average I get a "Random" test 3-4 times per year, hasn't failed yet. Synthetic urine works!!
 
gogrow

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ExplicitKilla said:
Well if you followed up with what was said in this thread you would see I haven't been to work, leaving me with... no money. No money = not buying shit.
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can you just tell them that you changed your mind and dont quite feel ready to return to work yet?? that you would like another week to make sure you are recouperated?? i mean, they dont want you hurting yourself do they??
 
racer3456

racer3456

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ExplicitKilla said:
Well if you followed up with what was said in this thread you would see I haven't been to work, leaving me with... no money. No money = not buying shit.
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how do you buy food and pay for high-speed internet? anyways, if you need $20 to buy the fake piss, i'm sure everyone on here could donate like 50 cents and help you out bro. we would do that for you.
 
ExplicitKilla

ExplicitKilla

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gogrow said:
can you just tell them that you changed your mind and dont quite feel ready to return to work yet?? that you would like another week to make sure you are recouperated?? i mean, they dont want you hurting yourself do they??
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This is true. I could possibly do this..

racer3456 said:
how do you buy food and pay for high-speed internet?
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I dont like to get personal but right before this accident occured for the last year I have been living on the streets.. I recently had the opportunity to move back home with my parents to get my life straight and then I broke my leg and got time off work and what not. So to answer that.. I dont pay for food or internet.
 
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