Drug test

Hey RIU. I had quit smoking up until a bout a week ago, and I have smoked about an eighth since then. Turns out I have an interview in 2 days... Will drinking a ton of water help out? My buddies say that it will, that they have taken a drug test the day after smoking and still passed. Just wondering if anyone else has had that work on a super short notice....

dopestick said:

Hey RIU. I had quit smoking up until a bout a week ago, and I have smoked about an eighth since then. Turns out I have an interview in 2 days... Will drinking a ton of water help out? My buddies say that it will, that they have taken a drug test the day after smoking and still passed. Just wondering if anyone else has had that work on a super short notice....

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You need to drink alot of beer, water, and gatorade. You want to be pissing about 15-20 times a day. Drink more water than beer tho or else youll get some killer headaches from de hydration.

Medicinal beer :3 Thanks for the input.

dopestick said:

Hey RIU. I had quit smoking up until a bout a week ago, and I have smoked about an eighth since then. Turns out I have an interview in 2 days... Will drinking a ton of water help out? My buddies say that it will, that they have taken a drug test the day after smoking and still passed. Just wondering if anyone else has had that work on a super short notice....

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um you might be fucked... I just took a home test after being clean for a full month and taking a 7 day cleanse... came up positive... I have been drinking nothing but water and light beer for 31 days peeing like a race horse (whatever that means). Go to cvs/walgreens and get yourself a home test. good luck don't stay high

disclaimer... I was a very heavy smoker smoking 6-8 times a day upto 3 bowls at a time of the sticky. I also might have a false positive because I have been on amoxicillin, although the amoxicillin can make you false positive for cocaine not mj, although I was also taking hydrocodone for pain wich can make you test postitive for mj.

fuck i was no help at all was I. stay high

Urine test? Just pick up Agent X.

Synthetic urine for the last time. I have used this for my past four jobs. I used quick fix xause they had it at the gas station. Go to your headshop they will have it.

I've used synthetic urine and also have used different drinks. I smoked until two days before the test, followed the drink instructions and had a new job. Good Luck!
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poop in the cup

I think your best bet is the drink method and lots of water!

Legally (Here) an employer cannot accompany you to the bathroom when you take the test, as long as it's not court ordered for probation.
1. Find a friend who doesn't smoke.
2. Pay him 10 bucks to piss in a cup.
3. Use turkey baster to suck up his piss
4. Dispense clean piss into a non-lubricated condom.
5. Tie condom.
6. Tape condom to balls.
7. Prior to test, stick a concealed safety pin in your shirt.
8. Stab condom with safety pin.
9. Don't get friends piss on hands.
10. New job.

Yah try not to piss on yourself with friends piss lmfao!

If you plan on drinking water to beat test, put teaspoon of tablesalt (not sea) in every other quart. You need to make sure urine has an appropriate gravity level or the testers will make you repeat until you blow a kidney or fail. Amazon sells cheap dipsticks that work (always use two for every test) and I used to alternate water, coffee, salted water to bring color in. ..Worked every time for my residency since Nephrologist gave me the instructions. Careful though to do too often, kidneys are not supposed to handle such activity and good luck with new job.

quick fix doesnt work for DOT drug screen. shows as an adulterant.