drug test

Okay I want to know if I will pass a drug test.

I stopped smoking earlier this year for about 5 months then started again for about 2 months of everyday smoking and stopped again early October because of a drug test in january. If I smoke once tonight, do you guys think I'll be clean by january? I have a lot of stress on my mind and just want to smoke a bowl before bed

It all comes down to a simple question. If you smoke that bowl are you going to be more stressed out later from being paranoid that you screwed up your drug test? probably.

Honestly you could be clean in a week or it could take 2 months. It depends on how much you weigh, smoke, strain of MJ, your daily life, if you work out or not, etc...

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is it a HAIR FOLLICLE TEST?

if its just a piss test, depends on how much of a fat ass you are.

buy fake piss and smoke every day

none of the fake shit will work drinks included... ive tryed just about everything you can think of, store bought shit dont register in most tests. but assuming your in the like avrage adult size not to fat not to small. ib be willing to bet youd be clean.. depending on the test. if they check for nanograms then i dont know, but a dip stick sort of test 3-4 weeks is a safe zoon
what point in january ?

Not sure what point in january. I'm 6'2 and weigh 210. I exercise 4 times a week and am in good health, I'm also only 21 so my body works real efficiently also haha. It's just a regular piss test

IMHO....5 to 6 weeks should be good

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2yrs probation without fail

Nootnam said:

Not sure what point in january. I'm 6'2 and weigh 210. I exercise 4 times a week and am in good health, I'm also only 21 so my body works real efficiently also haha. It's just a regular piss test

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if its just like a dip stick style of test. then you should be okay you just cant be burning up all the time.

i know theres alot of people who swear by the detox drinks. but ive never had luck with them.

I am a bit dated on this stuff so technology and tests may have changed. And I have a super fast metabolism.

General rule of thumb has been 30 days max, so that SHOULD be slow metabolism, lots of fat to store it in, and having been an everyday smoker for god knows how long. Once clean, it SHOULD leave within a week if only smoking once. It's the buildup that takes so long.

I used to have great luck with the products sold at head shops. What I learned was that they all had a few common elements that I believe made them work (though for me I preferred to pay the $30 versus concoct it myself). But they all basically (a) have you drink a shitload of water to make the sample diluted and not detectable (b) creatine - this adds in impurities. They (used to) test the specific gravity of the sample to see if it was diluted. So the creatine gets you past that (c) B complex to put some color in. It makes your pee bright and not normal, but since many people take vitamins not much they can do.

Not promising anything, just sharing how it was about five years ago. But at that time, I was smoking everyday and bought a kit at the head shop and a home THC test and it worked. Going back another 5-10 years I had similar success with actual lab tests. Back in the really good ole days, in the 80s, I was used to be able to just put salt in the sample and it would come out negative. I was the only kid walking around with a bindle of salt in my wallet

I'm with you Growin, my experience with that stuff was a few years ago as well. The drink concoctions dont really work except that they dilute the system.
Back when my ass was really on the line I used to live by this thread, Tips, Tricks and Guidlines. http://boards.cannabis.com/drug-testing/1147-dilution-tips-tricks-guidelines.html
Its old, but its tried and true without fail.

It works like this. If you smoke everyday for months it will take about 45 days of non use to pas a urine test. But, if you are completely clean and smoke a few hits, it most likely would be out in a few days. Did 5 years of probation so I know I'm right on this. I would advise against smoking though because like mentioned, you be paranoid about not passing and if you don't smoke this one time, you will KNOW you'll pass. Up to you though. Good luck

I have a fool proof way to pass drug tests . I have passed 10 tests in the past 24 months .
I quit smoking. Period. No paranoia. No stress.
I love to grow but I don't smoke. My job pays me enough to actually quit.

True dat dadio. While I knew how to pass them, when I knew I had one coming, pre employment, I did it the old fashioned way. Still, good to know if need be. In my (former) line of work, they could technically do randoms but never did on we suits. But you had to pee clean to get the job...

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mofucka said:

none of the fake shit will work drinks included... ive tryed just about everything you can think of, store bought shit dont register in most tests. but assuming your in the like avrage adult size not to fat not to small. ib be willing to bet youd be clean.. depending on the test. if they check for nanograms then i dont know, but a dip stick sort of test 3-4 weeks is a safe zoon
what point in january ?

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I've passed D.O.T drug tests with fake piss (Department of Transportation, federal drug test), just microwave that shit with the lid off, strap a hand warmer on it, pop it into your gooch area and wear baggy jeans, before you pour your urine into the cup make sure you shake it so it looks as if it came from your dick. I've beaten more tests than I can count, I usually just get a clean friend to give me their urine and store it in the fridge the night before....I've just had to come to the realization I will never have clean pee

9 out of 10 times your urine gets a fast test first, if it looks fishy then it goes to the lab, It is way to expensive to send everyone's piss to the lab. If your temp is right and your fake piss has creatine in it, your gold. I used to be HR of a company and I handled all the drug testing, EXCEPTION probation and NCAA drug testing, they are going to look at your dick so good luck,

I smoked the night before a test when I was 19 for a job at an airport. Drank a ton of water, pissed 5 times clear before going in for the test. Pissed clear for the test and passed. Did the same thing for my current job. Smoked up until a week before the test, drank a ton of water before the test, piss multiple times clear, then take the test. Someone with a high body fat % will struggle with this method, but otherwise should work.