Drug Testing

Geronimo420 said:

If someone ask you to pass a pee test to work for him,ask him in return if he want to pay you 24h a day considering he want to decide what you do the whole day long.

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You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Geronimo420 again.

My friend got his hair pulled and obviously failed getting employment at SeaWorld!? So far we got a piss test to stock shelves, btw are you stocking guns and bullets or wtf? anyone get the hair test for some bs job screening?

wtf why so many of you stoners ok with drug testing? Its nobodys buissness what you do outside of work if they catch you getting high at work thats different. I myself refuse to work at a job that requires drug testing and not just cause I can't go a month without weed. a crack head can go without crack for three days and still get the job yall are just fueling the war on drugs by saying its ok to drug test every citizen that wants a job. fuck that shit I'm gonna die an outlaw.

Metasynth said:

Multiple choice poll? Should have made it public. It woulda been funny to see who voted for both "Yes, to qualify for a job and in order to keep it" AND "Only for the pigs"

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I voted only for pigs. lol

I think the biggest reason companies drug test anymore, like, jobs that in the past didn't drug test but now they do is insurance cost are a lot lower when they drug test and do randoms.

So i've heard.

billybob420 said:

I think the biggest reason companies drug test anymore, like, jobs that in the past didn't drug test but now they do is insurance cost are a lot lower when they drug test and do randoms.

So i've heard.

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I've heard that too but I haven't seen one restaurant drug test probally cause all the good chefs are stoners I've even cooked thai food at a restaurant probally a did better job then most thai people too

Restaurants are kind of an anomaly, though. And generally part time, for non-management. I'm not sure if that has anything to do with it, but I've never been drug tested for a restaurant job, now that you mention it. Restaurants tend to have relatively loose hiring procedures.

You're definitely right it's bullshit and really singles out the stoner. Weed stays in the system for 30 days, a meth head can go without meth for, idk, a couple days I think even, and be clean and ready to go for a drug test.

It may be worth mentioning that I work freelance now, so drug tests are a complete non issue for me, and hopefully it stays that way.

I use to own a company that built telephone towers. I had several employees .I had one Indian who would not climb until he had smoked a joint. Best dam worker I ever had.The insurance company I had wanted me to start drug testing .Said they would lower my rates. I got another insurance company. Its not always the employers fault.This was back in the early 90s. I will say he was not the only person who used illegal drugs on the job. I could have cared less. Yes I did have people who got hurt.But working 150 feet in the air shit happens.

billybob420 said:

You're definitely right it's bullshit and really singles out the stoner. Weed stays in the system for 30 days, a meth head can go without meth for, idk, a couple days I think even, and be clean and ready to go for a drug test.

It may be worth mentioning that I work freelance now, so drug tests are a complete non issue for me, and hopefully it stays that way.

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Weed does stay in a persons system longer than a month. I am totally disabled an tested positive for 3 months after I stopped smoking. I was smoking a ounce a week at the time.

I've heard it depends on your metabolism. I've test negative after just a couple weeks back before quick fix, but I drank tons of water and took niacin (not sure if niacin helped).

Either way, meth still leaves your body, I really don't know, a lot faster than weed anyways.

billybob420 said:

I've heard it depends on your metabolism. I've test negative after just a couple weeks back before quick fix, but I drank tons of water and took niacin (not sure if niacin helped).

Either way, meth still leaves your body, I really don't know, a lot faster than weed anyways.

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most every hard drug is out of your system within 3 days except methadone which I heard stays in your sytem 7-10 days but an army recruiter told me it takes between 30-45 days for weed to leave your system.

was tested. had my clean piss with me and everything. but i couldn't keep it the right temp. so i didn't get that job. but i didn't gaf. i just moved on.

Not applying for jobs that require testing isn't really an option. I would rather jump through some hoops to pass a test than take a $20,000-$30,000/yr pay cut for a job that is even shittier than my current job.

The easiest way to pass I have found is to find a friend with clean urine. Collect it fresh, in a small plastic bottle, and place it inside your undies (wear briefs). Your nuts will keep it at body temperature.

If you don't have a friend with clean piss you can use synthetic urine. Treat it the same as you would real urine and place it in your undies. I have never used synthetic urine.

If you can't get a friends piss or synthetic piss then you will need to do it yourself. Stop smoking for as long as you can. Drink lots of fluids in the hours leading up to the test. Excess fluids will NOT clean your system out, but they will dilute your urine, potentially bringing it under the 50 ng/ml cut off that most piss tests use. You should take some b vitamins to add color to your urine so it does not appear to be diluted. You should also red meat the 1-2 days before the test to increase creatine levels so once it is diluted you still have a "normal" level with a normal specific gravity.

yea im sure i coulda did what guy just said cause i take b vitamins an creatine on the regular so they wouldnt have said shit about it bein diluted, but i just quit smokin. shit took a lot longer than i expected seein as how i eat right an exercise daily. oh an i get most hard drugs are outa your system quick, but i wouldnt imagine if you're a constant user its only a few days. surely its not as long as weed, but id say week at max unless you're into pills then those will take atleast a week unless its pain pills.

also some employers feel that if they have a employee that is using drugs then that must mean that at any moment he will steal anything that's not tied down to sell for a fix. That's what 70 years of brain washing reefer madness has done. I work at a gas station while they do have a drug free work places policy they only test the people in high risk jobs (fixing machines cause it requires you to drive around to each store) The policy book says that if an employee has an accident and cause $500 dollars worth of damage to stores propriety then they will be drug tested. I talk to my boss all the time about how weed is great and its wrong for it to be illegal.

I've used quickfix in the past. Worked like a charm.

You can only refuse to apply for jobs because of drug testing for so long, and then you need some fucking money. You do what you gotta do.

billybob420 said:

I think the biggest reason companies drug test anymore, like, jobs that in the past didn't drug test but now they do is insurance cost are a lot lower when they drug test and do randoms.

So i've heard.

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That is true!!!! Ding Ding Ding

Good ol' Big Pharma gets the cash from all the tests!!!!!

billybob420 said:

I've heard it depends on your metabolism. I've test negative after just a couple weeks back before quick fix, but I drank tons of water and took niacin (not sure if niacin helped).

Either way, meth still leaves your body, I really don't know, a lot faster than weed anyways.

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I've heard niacin helps and metabolism is a biggie along with body fat.

Doesn't it make sense that weed takes forever to leave our bodies? Our bodies kick out poisons or things that are not good for us ie meth and clings to the things that are good ie fat

guy incognito said:

Not applying for jobs that require testing isn't really an option. I would rather jump through some hoops to pass a test than take a $20,000-$30,000/yr pay cut for a job that is even shittier than my current job.
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Unfortunately even those jobs all seem to require drug tests as well!