Drunk 4-year old Steals Christmas

ruderalis88

Well-Known Member

Dec 17, 2009

• #1

Drunk 4 year old kid steal presents from his neighbours house. Kid's mother is a heffer.


http://www.newschannel9.com/news/year-987196-old-christmas.html?utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=drudgefeed

 

BackDoorMan

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Dec 17, 2009

• #2

oh my god.. thats fuckin hilarious... the mental images are priceless.. a 4 year old, drunk in a stolen dress... only in the south... thats awesome...

 

......

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Dec 17, 2009

• #3

That is hilarious I dont know what I would do if a 4 year old knocked on my door at 2 in the morning with a beer and a stolen dress id probably think one of my friends were fucking with me.I can already imagine him drunk as shit off like a pounder sitting in some dark alley unwrapping presents.

 

cbtwohundread

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Dec 17, 2009

• #4

hahaha thats the way to start a life.,.lol.,.,next hes gonna get sumone pregnant and catch a dope and pistol charge.,.,lol

 

......

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Dec 17, 2009

• #5

And if this lady is aloud to keep this kid it will be a true Christmas miracle for her.

 

DazedNBlazed

Active Member

Dec 17, 2009

• #6

LMAO, that is fuckin' hilarious. +rep

 

Woomeister

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Dec 17, 2009

• #7

lol @ the use of the word heffer(sic), good old English insult!!!

 

idlehands80

Active Member

Dec 17, 2009

• #8

kids are maturing way to fast.

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ruderalis88

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Dec 17, 2009

• #9

wey classic. gads woomeister she is a total heffer though it's spot on! haha

 

Woomeister

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Dec 17, 2009

• #10

ruderalis88 said:

wey classic. gads woomeister she is a total heffer though it's spot on! haha

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minger, munter, heffer!!!

 

ruderalis88

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Dec 17, 2009

• #11

bint, trollop, scrubber! haha munter is such a good one haven't heard that since the schooldays!

 

Woomeister

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Dec 17, 2009

• #12

ruderalis88 said:

bint, trollop, scrubber! haha munter is such a good one haven't heard that since the schooldays!

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Back in the early nineties anyone who was totally fucked on too many pills etc was also a munter.

SLAPPER!

 

nanskies

Active Member

Dec 17, 2009

• #13

wow...thas all i can say

 

ruderalis88

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Dec 17, 2009

• #14

Woomeister said:

Back in the early nineties anyone who was totally fucked on too many pills etc was also a munter.

SLAPPER!

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aha you slaaaaag! always thought sow was a good one, so much more effective than cow.

hoor

 

Woomeister

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Dec 17, 2009

• #15

There was me thinking you were a nice girl!

bunny boiler, bush pig!

 

ruderalis88

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Dec 17, 2009

• #16

You ever hear that rhyme "there was a little girl, who had a little curl, right in the middle of her forehead. And when she was good she was very good, and when she was bad she was AWFUL" ? That's me.

i've run out of anti women insults, but good general ones include coffin dodger, god botherer, turd burglar, and a cunt like a stabwound on a gorilla's back!