Drunken Cow: Chases Children, Unrinates on Porch (Pics included)

Kludge

Kludge

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That's right a giant brown cow was arrested for getting drunk, chasing around a bunch of kids, and peeing on someone's porch.

Cow:


Arrest Affidavit:



All I can say is, "Nice teats."


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KiloBit

KiloBit

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Why didn't the fucking cops just take her home? She was drunk for crying out loud. Must have been a slow night for Officers Creach and Morgan, job well done you fucking pricks. Hope you get drunk someday and get arrested. Scumbags.
 
Kludge

Kludge

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Dude, they already told her once. Then she's chasing kids around the block and peeing on someone's porch? I think the arrest was warranted in this case.
 
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