This undead horse needs beat, chopped into pieces burnt to a powder in a crematorium blown into a giant fan and seeded in the clouds.
OK. Here's the secret:
1: Grow good organic herb in a well developed medium.
2: Flush it (flood the roots, hibernate the microbes, use osmotic differential, vase your plants, harvest after a dark period, tie up microbes with specific feeds, many different ways to block uptake)
3: Don't trim the shit. Dont break it down into retail size.
4:Soon as the leaves get crispy bag em in paper.
5: As soon as buds stop distributing moisture evenly bag them in Polyethylene Terephthalate. (you can use polyethylene but since turpentine breaks it down, you don't want crazy npc people saying they can taste plastic particles or some crap)
6: As soon as buds are fully smokable, bag in nylon. You can think about breaking buds down but still, don't trim. If your trichs are falling off from static electricity, you didn't follow step 1,you used chems.
7: Never use a jar until you feel the herb needs preservation, or is beginning to dry off. There's no meter for this, you just gotta know when to say "I better start sealing these dudes up tight". If you must trim to appease your customers outdated conceptions, now is the time. My customers save money, trim theirself and share the cookies they make.
8: Never use a brovida pack, simply don't open your jars all fucking day and your bud will maintain moisture for a year. If it doesn't, you didn't follow step #1..
That last step is a pet peeve based on reality, I'll smash buds to shit and kick em around on the floor, play tennis with the damn things before I leave a lid off a jar for more than a few seconds. The entire purpose of jars is long term storage without a humidor. Dont fuck it up with a bro pack, this plant is not tobacco.
