MisterMicro
Well-Known Member
IS itcool if i eat them whole? knowledge here dully appreciated.. gogogogogogogog limited comp time...
Bullshit,they always threw the bitches off a cliff and then sword fought...Best done Aztec style. Grind, soak for two days. Strain. Squirt into your ass. Hold as long as possible.
Works with mushrooms too. See the Aztecs figured out the only way to consume huge quantities of nasty tasting hallucinogens was via enema.
Fuckers knew how to party.
And yet,give em some blankets and wine,they die like all other natives...The Aztecs didn't waste bodies and leave them rotting in the desert. When they killed someone they ate them and used every part of the body. The Aztec body count was in the hundreds of thousands, we however in a mere 150 years have managed to kill two hundred million people in various conflicts. The Aztecs killed for food, we kill for the fuck of it.
Bla bla bla 40,000 virgins. How about 300,000 dead in Iraq in less than 10 years.
Yes, a bunch of mushroom and morning glory eating cannibals are still more civilized than we are.
If Cortez didn't have that fucking beard they would have strung him up by his toes and danced in his skin and most of north America and Europe would be speaking Nahuatl today. Psychodelic drugs would be legal too.