Eggshells

DownOnWax

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I don't think Carl is really preaching.

I just think it is fun to save all my egg shells, coffee grounds, etc., etc. and make my own. Don't get me wrong, I still use fertilizers but I have found from previous experience that supplementing my soil with my own compost creates a better end product and allows me to use up everything. It is a great way to utilize everything by creating a renewable resource.

And I agree with you Carl that most Organic is just plain BS.
 

HIGHFLY

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ya same here if ur gorrilla gardening in da woods and u dont want to carry a heavy ass bag of fertilzer and other shit on ur bak its good to have a compost pile in da woods easy access
 

w1ckedchowda

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White Tail. I know where they live, when they move, etc. So, it's easy. But an whole 10 minutes... I'm working on a couch out the front door, so I don't have to carry my beer & smokes SO FAR!. My first deer, kilt with a tire iron. Bullets is expensive. (Actually, a doe was standing on the side of the road, addled, she had been sideswiped. I beat her down with the tire iron.)" The second, I brought home, hung it up, told my Deer hunting wife, "I don't know how to clear a deer. She said, "Act like it's a squirrel". Hell, I'm ole hand at that. Half way through, I told her, "If you want something cut up, ask a carpenter (me), I brought out the sawz-all, and had my way. I don't like horny deer, can't eat horns. We are WAY over populated around here, deer everywhere. Even caught a baby, raised it. The Mamma was dead. Cut a hole in a diaper, for the tail, it lived in the house until He got bigger.
that whole story made me want to barf.

beat it with a tire iron? What are you, Joe Pesci?
 

b0bdyl4n420

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that whole story made me want to barf.

beat it with a tire iron? What are you, Joe Pesci?
nah i beat my deer with a tire iron too cause its gets all those yummy juices flowin so when i eat it raw right off the side of the road its got a lil more flavor to it than just raw meat
 

w1ckedchowda

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Unicorn droppings are top notch. They create magical rainbow beams that increase the THC content by 50% (but only if they were ridden by a certified leprechaun from the enchanted forest.)
WTF is it with people adding amendments without doing a basic soil test? Yes, eggshells contain calcium and over a very, very long time may provide a fairly insoluble form that can eventually be available to the plants. The problem is we are talking about an annual weed here folks. This involves a limited time-frame to get the plants up, vegetate, then hopefully flower. If you have a site that you use continually over the course of several years yes there are certain benefits to using the various organic amendments that many people recommend. After looking at my soil tests, I base my fertility needs according to what the plant requires for healthy growth, not heresay. I see people paying enormous sums of money for nutrients that are considered "organic" (as if they are inferior to synthetic) with similar or even inferior results. When I purchase a bag of fertilizer, the manufacturer has something printed on the bag called a guaranteed analysis. This means I can count on that product having precisely the macro/micro-nutrients in the right ratios that I am looking for. I daresay that rabbit droppings, fish carcasses or whatever rotting plant/animal matter can't,with any degree of accuracy. If the soil test does say that I need some sort of organic matter then I follow the recommendations and add it as required but not before. If however,you are not concerned with attracting all kinds of animals to coming pawing up your precious babies, then by all means put any type panda shit-from-the-himalayan-mountains on 'em that you can find. Just make sure to howl at the moon and bang a gong while doing so or it will not work.
lol this post is absolute genius.

did someone delete it cause they didn't find it as amusing?
 

South Texas

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I'm not a deer hunter, woke up with a bad hang over, left my boat motor laying out, been running lines, caught a beer joint on the river. Long hair, Sunday Morning, short pants, no shoes/shirt, close to where the Game Warden lives. Still half drunk. Didn't have knife, nothing.. tire iron. Brought it back to my Buddy, had to check lines for Catfish & get motor. My Buddy told me that one day, He would have to show me the difference between fishing & hunting. I go to get Catfish, bring in a Deer.
 
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