Experienced help needed (I think).

I just put em the kitty litter box let the cat piss on em after she has had a snack off the lower leaves in the grow room, they pop over night, next day I just scoop em out with the poop and put em in dirt

100% success rate with this method

glad to see you have gotten into the the spirit of things riddle!

You will need:

1 straw
2-3 sheets of TP
10-20 seeds

This is simplicity in and of itself. I was taught this by a 5th grade guru who is ahead of his time.

Rip a 2 inch square of TP (it has to be TP, no tissue)
Drop a seed in the middle of the square and roll it into a ball
Insert it into the cheek of ur mouth and get it good and wet
Take the straw and shoot it blowgun fashion onto ur shower stall
make sure you shoot it high enough so it doesn't get washed away, but receives steam.
They will sprout in 3 days
Peel them off and plant the whole thing.

Works every time I do it.

I know a guy that got told to shove it up his ass once...

Bud bum????

I think it amy have been out of context. Whats the florida wether like? -22 here last night, check out the satelite images of the Uk. We are colder than the south pole with forecasts for weeks more to come.

Take that Polar bears!!

I've been dealing with freezes here for the last 3 nights. I've got lots of vegetation that can't handle these temps, so I've been busy covering and icing stuff all over. It's kind of screwing up my body clock. I'm up almost all night, and catching naps when I can.

Thanks Al Gore!! Know when the planet will start warming up again? When Al finally admits it's cooling ... wrong way Joe.