F*ck banks

In North Dakota I've withdrawn $25,000 cash and they didn't bat an eye. "would you like your cash in an envelope?" was their only question. I've never seen a bank count $100,000 in plain sight until I came to North Dakota

Back in New Hampshire, I've been questioned for withdrawing $2,500 .."what do you need it for?" I literally told that lady to shove that question up her ass and give me my dough
 
It might appear that way but you are wrong. The minute you deposit money into a bank, it is no longer yours. You have just lent your money to that bank. Go read up on bail-ins. Cyprus. And most importantly, The Creature from Jekyll Island...you will learn all about fiat money...I mean currency.

Good thing they lend it back when I ask for it. In the case that the world ends and they wanna keep it, I'm cool with that.
 
I agree with everything you said. I only have a bank account (credit union, a little better) to pay off my student loans. I just financed a car which sucks, but I don't make enough to buy one flat out. I only used my paypal account (my main means of getting paid) to get the loan. So I guess you don't need a bank account to get a loan.
 
every year when i would get my tax return, i would call up banks with whom i wasn't a customer and ask them if they could cash my tax return check.

when they asked if i was a customer and i said no, they told me they could not cash my check.

i would always dryly retort that that wasn't the case last time they got a check from the federal government.
 
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