fcked up stories- heres mine

k here's one...

when i was bout 14 i started my first grow...didn't have much of an idea what i was doin....so I had bout 5 little plants under some 4 ft' t-8's....(yeh i know) ... I thought I was doin great fer my first time...I think they were almost done budding...

I thought to myself ..wtf can I do to make these stingy little buds bulk up..then it comes to me.. CO2!!! .. I'm like ok where can I get some CO2?!?!...omfg I have a fire extinguisher!! those have CO2!! you see it in the movies all the time...so I grab my fire extingusher and hose my little buds with it...and I'm like "wtf CO2 is a powder?...no that can't be"... so I take a good look at the label and it turns out to be a dry chemical extingusher...I just covered my plants in toxic dust. Needless to say the plants were ruined, talk about a terrible ending to my first grow!!

thats horrible. the feeling of loosing one plant is enough. much less your whole grow damn that sux i would rather have sex and use icy hot for lube than do that lol

anyone else?

heathaa said:

anyone else?

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my wife is using the "mirena".... (the cervical "T" birth control)...... often i hit the back wall and that lil plastic fucker pokes me directly in the pee-hole

I was at church when I was like 10 or 11, it was christmas time, and all the youth group got in front of the church to sing, and some bastard pulled down my fucking pants. And whoever did it pulled so hard my underwear came off at the same time= *(

I think that was the last time I went to church. lol

wow i couldnt imagine singing in front of the church one minute and flashing the church the next minute. thats pretty bad

in 6th grade it was the last dance of the year, and the principal got everyone in the bleachers at the gym like the whole school was there being the last dance and all. and the principal said anyone wanna sweep the floors so these guys dont have to. and i started running down there to do it and seen someone else was there so i go to stop and hit a piece of ice slid a few feet and landed on my back. the whole school was laughing at me. i tried to play it off but the embarrasment was overwhelming

First time I ever kissed a girl was in like, 6th grade. In the middle of the hall way. Whenever I went to kiss her as soon as our lips touched I sneezed violently covering her face in snot. Boy was she pissed.

thats bad. go to kiss and get blasted with snot. nice one dude lol

Lol. It was in the beggining of the school year too. First year in Middle school. Needless to say I had trouble makin friends that year.

when i was about 19 i worked on a commercial fishing boat. we got back the day before from a trip. well on the way to the docks we stopped and got breakfast burritos from mcdonalds. i get to the boat and put my slickers on. we started unloading the sharks onto a belt that pulled them to be weighed. well you have to get the shark and throw it off the boat over the water onto the belt. so i went to go lift a shark and it happened. i felt a shockwave of nastyness blow my pants out. so without saying anything i jump out the boat and try to get my slickers and boots off. i was hustling and i couldnt get it off. at this time my butt cheeks were so pinched so tight you couldnt get a dime in there but i was still leaking. as im running to the bathroom i have trouble gettin my many layers of clothes off. i get in the bathroom and fight my clothes. i finally get on the toilet but it was too late. i didnt know what to do. i was in a single stall bathroom with just a sink and toilet and no soap sht runnind down my legs my shoes the floor the walls the ceiling the door a trail of liquid poop and burritos trailed to the boat. i heard a knock and i opened the door and there was a gal of bleach and a scrub brush. i still had a problem. i had shitty clothes on. luckily i never took some clean clothes off the boat. i yelled to chad my captain. i said come here. the door was cracked and i didnt want to yell it because the docks were built on a 5 star open air dining restaraunt so people were outside eating 30 feet away. so he yelled back i dont want to come to the bathroom with you. i yelled back shut up and come here. when he got close enough i quietly murmurmed get me some shorts. he walked away with his head down shaking it left to right. so maybe a couple of people caught on by now so no one really knew. well everyone seen him bring the shorts to the restaraunt and i heard people laughing. well after changing and scrubbing celing walls floor etc i came out. every one laughed at me including people in the restaraunt. all those rich bastards laughing at my expense. i was the butt of jokes for months after that one

So, me and my (now ex) boyfriend love doing what we call

a "stone n' bone". (smoke hella trees, then....have sex)

Everyone knows sex is 10X better when you're high.
(it actually makes me really....."hot and bothered")

So we smoked a few bowls of some really good chronic in the
steam roller (and of course, I'm all turned on because weed
gets me that way)

(all his family was upstairs while we were downstairs in his room)
so we started doing it. Mind you he doesn't have a real door on his
bedroom. Just 2 big curtains. So the sex is incredible, (I would really
have to say that was the best sex of my life) and I'm having multiple

orgasms and trying to stop yelling. Then all of a sudden, I get this HUGE
orgasm and (sorry if this is too much info) I'm.....squ***ng everywhere then all of a sudden his little THREE and SIX year old brothers walk in while
I'm yelling " babe, I'm nutting!!!!!".

OMFG!!!!! WOW.

We were totally in the nude with no covers on and I was having a freakin
orgasm when they walked in on us!!!

WOW. Just WOW is all I have to say because I didn't go over his house
for a week after that.

So the next time I went to his house, I'm in his room laying down
watching TV while he is playing the game. (remember he doesn't
have a door, just curtains).

I hear his younger brother (15 yrs old) talking to his mom and younger sister (13). He was like this is how ******* and **** were doing it!!!!

Then I just hear everyone start laughing. I was just thinking damn,
the kids must have gotten A REALLY good look at us when we were
doing it, if his 15 yr old brother knows what position we were doing.

I was so embarrassed, I didn't come out of his room the rest of the time
I was there.

Sad thing is, thats not the first time they busted us doing it, just the
first time they saw all of the details. I feel so bad because I scarred those

kids for LIFE.

lol that sux. it sux even worst to be bustin a nut and get walked in on. espcecially the nutz that squirt. that must have ruined it lol

of topic, but have any of you seen that movie grandma's boy?

couple quick stories.... when i was 16 or so i had fucked my leg muscles up running or working out or some dumb shit.. i was very active then... anyways... my sister gave me some of that medical grade icy hot shit to use... put it on my legs.. which felt like they were burning... so i went to sleep to try to ignore the burn.. woke up in the middle of the night to take a piss.. forgot to wash my hands first... WOW... my johnson felt like it was in an oven... i ran it under water for 30 minutes and it still wouldnt help... the stuff is made to be water resistant so it doesnt wash of because obviously if you need medical grade icy hot you are fucked anyways... so yea.. had the burn for hours!

second story.... i was about 17/18, home alone with my girlfriend... moms and step dad are at work... so me and the girlfriend were doing our own work.. we are in the middle of 69'ing when i hear "so this is what you do when your mom isnt home"... my girlfriends ass was facing the door... my face all up in it.. i look back and there is my fucking stepdad... just standing there... looking.. which was creepy... so i tell him to leave the room so my gf could get dressed.. throw some boxers on, still with a major woody, and proceed to fight with the step dad for about 45 minutes... i made sure to cock one leg up tho so my hard on was poppin out... i was pissed and she was embarassed... ended up gettin blue balls cause of course she didnt want to finish...

when was about thirteen my mom and sister walked in on me getting my first blow job.. haha. It was my uncles girlfriends daughter too, so he was pissed.

sweet. i think its worst when your creaming and ya get walked in on . especially if you dont finish and it leads to complications like blue balls.

heathaa said:

sweet. i think its worst when your creaming and ya get walked in on . especially if you dont finish and it leads to complications like blue balls.

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it was still one of the strongest orgasms i've had in my life.

and no, it didn't ruin it. we actually kept going after they left.
lmao!!!

why would I want to ruin great sex like that?

hehe.

true. i would want to have finished too. but theres not too many things worst than being underaged getting caught by sibblings or parents thats gotta suck either way

wanna read a truly fucked up story
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/194388-beat-down-robbed.html