Female Drivers

Metasynth

Metasynth

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fdd2blk said:
i take nothing here "seriously". ;)


what is serious is that 12 pound bass that followed my lure to the boat yesterday. one of these days ... :)
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Yeah, I remember you saying they keep following your lure to the boat but wont actually bite...WTF, fickle fish!

Speaking of which, 12 pound bass make HORRIBLE drivers, both in cars AND golf...
 
CannaChameleon

CannaChameleon

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I dont object to female drivers at all, but I will say that they definately have different driving habits to men... especially on the motorway. I have done alot of motorway driving (just occured to me i should be saying highway) and when coming up on a car, I can tell you whether its a man or woman driving with at least 95% accuracy (old people throw me off a bit). Going 70mph in the fast lane, being too far up the arse of a truck, braking etc etc, all giveaways of female drivers. Sorry, this wasnt meant to be a rant, they say females are safer drivers, Just wanted to share an observation.
 
Total Head

Total Head

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CannaChameleon said:
I dont object to female drivers at all, but I will say that they definately have different driving habits to men... especially on the motorway. I have done alot of motorway driving (just occured to me i should be saying highway) and when coming up on a car, I can tell you whether its a man or woman driving with at least 95% accuracy (old people throw me off a bit). Going 70mph in the fast lane, being too far up the arse of a truck, braking etc etc, all giveaways of female drivers. Sorry, this wasnt meant to be a rant, they say females are safer drivers, Just wanted to share an observation.
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my opinion goes like this:

men tend to have more skill which lulls them into a false sense of invincibility and they drive like assholes and put everyone at risk
women tend to have less skill but use more caution, sometimes so much caution that they in fact cause hazards

i think all drivers suck except me.
 
medicalmaryjane

medicalmaryjane

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i love to drive and my bf hates it but to be honest, i wish he would drive sometimes, it makes me feel "taken care of" and it's a turn on. of course he happens ot be a terrible driver and when he is in the driver seat i am usually scared so i just drive and deal with the turn ooff.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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medicalmaryjane said:
i love to drive and my bf hates it but to be honest, i wish he would drive sometimes, it makes me feel "taken care of" and it's a turn on. of course he happens ot be a terrible driver and when he is in the driver seat i am usually scared so i just drive and deal with the turn ooff.
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You know you're a terrible fuckin' driver and your boyfriend is too, because 'he' is your butch lesbian lover. :D Ya. Haha. Lesbian....
 
medicalmaryjane

medicalmaryjane

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The Cryptkeeper said:
You know you're a terrible fuckin' driver and your boyfriend is too, because 'he' is your butch lesbian lover. :D Ya. Haha. Lesbian....
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lesbains aren't terrible drivers i don't think. one of my girlfriends is a girly girl lez and she's a terrible driver but she's foreign. american lezs can drive. i drive better than all the men i know and i drive a manual.
 
The Cryptkeeper

The Cryptkeeper

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medicalmaryjane said:
lesbains aren't terrible drivers i don't think. one of my girlfriends is a girly girl lez and she's a terrible driver but she's foreign. american lezs can drive. i drive better than all the men i know and i drive a manual.
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You had to get in the "i don't think" didn't you. You had to there in that catch so I couldn't come back with a witticism.....
 
blazinkill504

blazinkill504

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my ex didnt drive crazy and i didnt wanna drive so i told her to...me sayin get in and drive doesnt exactly make me a pussy lol
 
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