Finish the sentence above you!

Capt. Stickyfingers · Dec 2, 2011

for old times sake

xKuroiTaimax · Dec 2, 2011

Let's go to bed; come quickly before...

brandon727272 · Dec 2, 2011

xKuroiTaimax said:
Let's go to bed; come quickly before...

I lose my focus on what I'm doing. For breakfast I'll have ...

xKuroiTaimax · Dec 2, 2011

Pancakes with maple syrup. Help me lift this...

brandon727272 · Dec 2, 2011

This 80 lb slab of bacon into the frying pan

. I love...

Dislexicmidget2021 · Dec 2, 2011

Jimmy Deans sausage links,made from....

Capt. Stickyfingers · Dec 2, 2011

premium fried foreskin

rowlman · Dec 2, 2011

from only the finest imported...

machnak · Dec 2, 2011

that are raised in mother Russia...

rowlman · Dec 2, 2011

and slowly chewed first for tenderness by blindfolded uexpected taste testers

Capt. Stickyfingers · Dec 2, 2011

chosen at local pre-school

rowlman · Dec 2, 2011

by random raffle bingo tickets sold by Brad-Joleno

april · Dec 2, 2011

I still question if that teacher is a guy or ugly chick with really big feet, it's sideburns say no but the fupa has become universal and deceiving

rowlman · Dec 2, 2011

and it may just be a Yeti or Bigfoot looking for love

remicell · Dec 2, 2011

Because you rolled a joint that

rowlman · Dec 2, 2011

made evolution go flipidy-flop and now Bigfoot is sexy, and now...

postitguy · Dec 2, 2011

I just came on my monitor and a little in my eye while looking at bud porn on RIU, because...

Capt. Stickyfingers · Dec 3, 2011

I'm sexually attracted to dried plant matter

Dislexicmidget2021 · Dec 3, 2011

the best dry pussy gets me high,but leaves a rash down below from scrotal friction

rowlman · Dec 7, 2011

which can be removed by simply placing your balls in the auto trimmer and filling it with 10w-40