HerbalRemedy
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I've been smoking for probably 12 years now. I've never had enough herb on me to attempt to make brownies. What if they don't turn out good? Waste of my weed and my money. Over the past year or so, using this website, I've managed to cultivate my own so I have "extra" to spare. I recommend everyone cultivate a plant or two for their own supply. Much cheaper and safer but neways, My buddy and I got the idea to make some brownies for the first time. I didn't know how much to use but we figured a quarter O would be fine. Boy were we wrong!!! I broke up the bud and poured a half of cup of cooking oil into a sauce pan. Simmered and stirred frequently on low for about an hour. Strained the oil through a coffee filter and poured the "enhanced" oil into the dry batter. Mixed ingrediants and poured into baking pan. They were finished around 5pm. I cut the pan into ten equal squares. Myself, my wife, my best friend, and his wife all ate one whole brownie. They tasted like shit cause I burned the weed but I won't make that mistake next time. Ten minutes later none of us were feeling anything so we split up 3 more among us. The girls kept complaining that it was a waste of time and a waste of weed because it didn't hit them instantly like smoking. 6pm rolls around and every one starts saying I can feel it now. After 6pm everything became sort of a blur. We were all BLOWN out of our gords. I've never been so high in my life. My buddys wife lies down in the middle of the kitchen floor and starts ripping her clothes off. My wife is about to cry because the room won't stop spinning. My buddy was laughing so hard he's barfing all over the place. I'm trying to keep my cool and watch over everyone but I was pretty out of it myself. I've never been "drunk" on weed but I was last night. All my wife and my buddies wife can do is lay quietly in the middle of the floor and tell us how much the room is spinning or the "pretty" colors they see. My wife and I head back home at 9pm still freaking BLAZZED. She is still tripping so bad I can barely get her in the door. From 9 to 11 all she can say is I wish it would go away.....over and over again....She also kept apologizing for underestimating the brownies. I'm laughing but feel terrible at the same time. She passes out at around mid night. I'm still high as a damn kite....I call my friend...he's still blazed. I have to literally make myself go to sleep. We all woke up around 7 this morning and ALL of us were still high. I managed to go to work today but everyone else called in sick. It wasn't until I got some food in my belly at around noon today that I felt normal. My wife and my friends wife took a vow to never smoke or eat magical brownies again. I haven't smoked anything today cause my head is so damn cloudy. I am amazed as to how powerful those brownies were compared to smoking. It put me on an entirely new level. After reading so many recipes I can't see why in the world you need even close to an ounce for a batch of brownies. I did use fairly mid to high grade bud and not leaves or stems. I am working on another batch of oil using a different method and less bud. I'd like to catch a good buzz for a couple of hours but I don't want to give anyone a brownie thats going to completely screw them up for 8 or more hours. I swear we were all stoned for a good 6 to 8 hours. I am anxious to make the next batch....I just hope it doesn't make everyone bonkers. Powerful stuff......Thought I would share the story.