First Time I got Stoned (Funny!!)

Shayden

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I had been around people who smoked weed before but they never offered me any and I did not ask. I was babysitting these 2 kids one day (13 Years Old I was) and they went to bed, so I figured I might just take a beer from the fridge - and I seen the dog was sniffing the corner of the cabinet I tried to take something out of his mouth and it was weed! At the time I didnt know it was because it was a bud. Now that I look back on it it was probably 10-15 grams of pot haha! So I picked it up (I cant smell at all) and I googled pot and I found out it was, I rapped it up in 4 plastic bags and put it in my underwear. I went home and the next day when everyone was gone I got some LooseLeaf paper, and rolled up on fat ass J (10-15 grams ungrinded) and I lit it off the top of the oven. I inhaled a huge amount and coughed like a bitch, I smoked it all up though. And I was fucked up! But my mom came home as I was finishing it up, and I sprayed the house with perfume she didnt fall for it and I got in a bunch of shit. I sat in the house alone for 5 hours after that and man was I stoned.

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