Florist tried to spam me

Had a guy approach me on the dock about a week ago asking for 10 flowers. Said sure told him I'd give him a deal for 4$ lb local price is about 7 for dahlias. 3 days later he calls me and says out of the ten he got he found earwigs inside 4 of them. I told him its not possible. Says he's going to sue for endangering his family because of our poor floral tactics. I don't think this guy understands how we grow them. all I could do is think how stupid this guy sounded. And so everyone knows it wouldn't be possible for a dahlia to shelter an earwig. Hope next year he stays in Washington.

You should flip the script and record the scam, after he agrees to take money and mentions his real name and the real names of his accomplices(for some reason). Tell him you recorded everything and hes gunna have to let you suck his dick or your going to the cops. He has no choice but to let you suck his dick, Best thing is you did it the legal way.

Shit we got the same problem

Lmao

mr sunshine said:

You should flip the script and record the scam, after he agrees to take money and mentions his real name and the real names of his accomplices(for some reason). Tell him you recorded everything and hes gunna have to let you suck his dick or your going to the cops. He has no choice but to let you suck his dick, Best thing is you did it the legal way.

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Didn't I see this on a movie a couple years back?

@UncleBuck You sell flowers by the docks?

Is this a common thing I didn't know there was even a market but I guess you can get anything at the docks..

Indagrow said:

@UncleBuck You sell flowers by the docks?

Is this a common thing I didn't know there was even a market but I guess you can get anything at the docks..

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yeah i sell flowers by the docks. i call it docking.

UncleBuck said:

yeah i sell flowers by the docks. i call it docking.

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You make it sound so pleasant, I admire your diverse financial portfolio.