From out of nowhere

lokie

Well-Known Member
Have you ever been to visit someone,or at a party, and they pull some weird, mundane, strange, bizarre
or some otherwise boring shit out and expect you would be interested in what they obviously are excited by?

Recently I was at a party smoking out with the host and he says "Hey you need to see this".
He searches around for a few min and comes back with his phone. Once he finds the suspenseful pic he hands me his phone and says "I bet you never see anything like that".


It was all I could do to subdue my carnal desire to instantly whip out my worm and violently
fap, right there in his living room.:roll: I told him yes I grew up in the country so had witnessed
such bawdy acts.:roll::roll: I did not see any need to top his excitement and reveal to him my passion of
lurking in the lowest, darkest recesses of the internet.:fire:


Another time I was visiting a relative and from out of nowhere he hands me a box and
says "open it, take a look"


"Do you know what it is? It's a Bear's Penis, he says"
"Thats cool" is the best I could come up with at the time.
Oddly enough it did send shivers down my spine to handle such a specimen of wild vitality.

So have you ever had someone pull something strange out and expect you to just go gaga
over it?












Bone-us reading
Do you know anyone who may have posed as a model?
Eskimo Inuit Arctic Walrus Penis Bone Club (1800 to 1900 Arctic)




 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Have you ever been to visit someone,or at a party, and they pull some weird, mundane, strange, bizarre
or some otherwise boring shit out and expect you would be interested in what they obviously are excited by?

Recently I was at a party smoking out with the host and he says "Hey you need to see this".
He searches around for a few min and comes back with his phone. Once he finds the suspenseful pic he hands me his phone and says "I bet you never see anything like that".


It was all I could do to subdue my carnal desire to instantly whip out my worm and violently
fap, right there in his living room.:roll: I told him yes I grew up in the country so had witnessed
such bawdy acts.:roll::roll: I did not see any need to top his excitement and reveal to him my passion of
lurking in the lowest, darkest recesses of the internet.:fire:


Another time I was visiting a relative and from out of nowhere he hands me a box and
says "open it, take a look"


"Do you know what it is? It's a Bear's Penis, he says"
"Thats cool" is the best I could come up with at the time.
Oddly enough it did send shivers down my spine to handle such a specimen of wild vitality.

So have you ever had someone pull something strange out and expect you to just go gaga
over it?












Bone-us reading
Do you know anyone who may have posed as a model?
Eskimo Inuit Arctic Walrus Penis Bone Club (1800 to 1900 Arctic)




I have never been more elegantly and artistically penised, good sir.
 

GrowerGaz95

Well-Known Member
That is class made my day I can image sitting there and him pulling that shit out been in some mad situation let me rack the old brain
 

Downtowntillman

Well-Known Member
Back in Middle School I had a friend stay over. We were watching TV and out of no where, he says look and when I look he's got his head in his lap. Penis in mouth..... :clap: I don't remember exactly what was said but we didn't hang out After that..
 

ruby fruit

Well-Known Member
I dunno bout other ppl but once i was floating on my back in a pool and said to my mate check this out..
Then proceeded to piss 6 feet in the air and back down into my mouth

Cool shit when 15 but not cool when 40
 

Downtowntillman

Well-Known Member
Maybe he was advertising his skills
for hire . :o

Maybe.... when we would be at school, he would take and bend over forward and shove his face into his crotch. Everybody pretty much could tell unless he didn't have nothing but balls down there, he could definitely stick his dick in his mouth... I was just the one that I guess was privileged to get the full show.....:roll:
 
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