FUCK.... 7 weeks flowering and got a notice from apartment saying SUITE INSPECTION!!!

HomeGrown420baby

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These are great ideas, I was going to suggest the trash bag...in a box, or a can all the better. You absolutely could do this with just the trash bag in a closet with clothes



no it wouldnt fool..u ever tried this? i didnt think so...u know were talking about 30 minutes to an hour outside right??
 

Supgee3

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and were talking about freezing cold temperatures where cars cant even start and busses get stuck on roads
 

kev88

Active Member
get one of them things they had in men in black that erases their memory after they see your plants
I need one of those ....

Could you possibly put it in the bathroom and have your girl friend or someone shower at the time of the inspection. Depending on how long they want to wait I would say try that.
 

potberto

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Why would you choose to grow in a spot that has routine inspections 3-4 times a year?!!! hahaaa.... Man.. talk about asking for trouble.

Good Luck
 

Supgee3

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they say 3-4 times a year, but if you read the thread I said i've lived here for like a year and this is the first time
 

FuZZyBUDz

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bad idea appt. owns the fridge. they wont enter thing u own (boxes, drawers, lockers, ect...) im telling u its a speed bump in the road thats it. not worth killin her over. they got HOW MANY appt.s to do its freezing cold, u REALLY think they r gunna take theyr time???? just b nice and hav sum DAMN HOT COCOA!!!!
 
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odinfolk

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How fucking gay, man. It's shit like that why socialist countries suck. If I was you, I'd take it out under the cover of night and stash it somewhere until things cool down. Good luck to you, man.
 

thewinghunter

Active Member
get a large 50 gallon trash bag, double bag it and throw it in yer apartment dumpster area (or even in the dumpster if u can fetch it), but you might have a chute or a dumpster inside yer bldg even better... just place it NEXT to the dumpster no one looks through garbage. after the inspection which prolly lasts 15 mins... go get it... simple.
 

FuZZyBUDz

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bake sum brownees (NOT SPECIAL, haha) or cookies, u got a fire place?? lite that shit throw sum pine cones in there, febreeze but that only last so long, nothin smokey tho they might frown apon that (inscence, cigarettes, cigar, ect...) U GOT THIS!!!:blsmoke:
 

gogrow

confused
be sensible bro.... cut it... that way there are NO variables to worry about... you know they wont see the plant, you dont get busted, and you get SOMETHING out of the lil girl...

also, i would say to take care of whatever that warrant is ASAP.... jail isnt an easy place to have a girlfriend and grow dope ;)
 

justsmoked

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All they are looking out for is to make sure their property is still in once piece and that you haven't done any damage. As long as everything inside looks rather clean and normal they should be in and out real quick.

Hiding it in a box that needs to be unpacked is a great idea just throw a ona block in with it and cook something with a strong smell, like fish or something.

Or the girlfriend in the shower idea is great too unless of course they want to see in there. But if you go this route just let them search everywhere else first and after they are done searching whatever room is closest to the bathroom just give the bathroom door a knock to let your GF know they need to check the bathroom. Then just kindly ask them to turn there heads when she is leaving the bathroom and have her exit with the plant into a room that was already searched and also now has your naked girlfriend so they aren't going to enter.
This way it looks casual that she is in the shower and they might just say its ok don't worry about it everything looks good and you might not even have to knock on the door for her to sneak the plant out. And if you do knock to on the bathroom door to inform her the inspectors need to look in the bathroom that is her clue that they have inspected the other rooms and it is safe to sneak it into another room as quickly as possible. And while she does that have them distracted with some issue you are concerned with in the apartment or something. Or like I said kindly ask them to turn around for a moment while the GF leaves the bathroom in her towel.
 
Let the inspector guy come inside, lock the door right behind him and pull a piece on him. Tell him, "If you say shit, I'll fucking kill you and your horse outside, mountie. I'm NOT going back to jail." If he tells you he's not a cop, and he doesn't give a what about your one plant, just put the gun away and tell him you were kidding around.
 
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