Fuck Gnats!!! Help.

yeah i know dems jokes // hell an rpg is a rocket propelled gernade and i doubt crude oil, or oil of olay for that matter does much for a plant

Roseman said:

Take your plant to the movie theater. Get inside and order some popcorn with extra salt, and let the gnats eat all they want. AFTER they eat enough, they will get thirsty, and get up, leave and go get a drink. When they do, you get up and leave without them, and your gnat free plant.

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priceless. lmao. I hear u catch more gnats with honey than vinegar, so...I wine, dine, 69, than plead to stay away from the plants. very high maintenance this way, but great effect. most times they will find another host plant on the side to satify their 'inefectious'feelings and leave me be...until I dont call them for a week-that is a big no no if going this route.

I wonder if I grew a giant bud could I crawl inside the trichome and get all gooey in resin. and than die.

then they can use you for your dna in the future.. like in jurassic park

doniawon said:

then they can use you for your dna in the future.. like in jurassic park

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not to sound like a jerk but try reading though other posts before you ask questions everybodys answer is already here just have to take the time to look for it

read this

https://www.rollitup.org/general-marijuana-growing/149249-freeloading-gnats-got-go.html

If you have some witch hazel, put about a 1/4 cup in a small container. Let the soil dry out a day or two longer than it normally would and they start to commit suicide!

Thank you to everyone for all their advice, and for some good laughs. I wasn't really looking at how to get rid of them, I just looked at the trichs and they had had brown dots in them, not really turning amber, more like there was pieces of gnats or maybe gnat shit in or on them. Thanks again for all the advice though.

gnat shit in the trichs,

oh my!