Fuck it! I'm giving away a $1001 gift certificate!

april said:

Ur just worried someone will demand a Global mod recount

Hey u pin him down I'll grab the tweezers, I'm a fearless women !!!

Plus I promise to make u giggle... bucky might cry

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Chiceh said:

I have a scope that can do 60x and 100x with a light, I shall bring that too!

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cannabineer said:

One must not forget to determine the cloudy/amber percentage. Oh and shaving would not be of help ... stubble counts. It has been thus decreed. cn

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Chiceh said:

So we have to guess how many folicles then?

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cannabineer said:

Just active ones. Require that the Test Article not be groomed for a coupla days. With UB's dedicated forays into the disputed terrain in Paulitics ... he should be too busy to, uhm, shave points.
The real question, as you and april have determined, is who does the counting? cn

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Chiceh said:

April can get down under there and count, I will write it down.

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cannabineer said:

We'll need a Judiciary Auxiliary of four strapping lads, one to a wrist/ankle. And an Official Contest Videographer! cn

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Chiceh said:

If it was an official contest, which it is not.

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cannabineer said:

I know that. It's why it's fun to imagine all these folks, with improvised "contest official" uniforms, restraining a rather offended UB. cn

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VICTORYGARDENSHYDRO said:

does the one in between scoob's teeth count?

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ScoobyDoobyDoo said:

still following me around like a little puppy dog. it's actually kinda cute. don't think you're gonna like the visit you get from the Advanced Nutrients rep inthe next few days. LMAO... products might just be getting pulled from your shelves.

I troll with the best of them.

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keepitcoastal said:

0 hairs ole uncle bucks tryin to be hip by shavin his sack

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