I got a million stories but ill put the ones i love most fyi i make alot of typos especcially on this laptop
anyway i remember a long time ago me and my 2 other friends were in a school field we decided to put a bug in the bong ( i know dumb idea cause we couldv inhailed the bastard) but we didnt so after 1 hit we watched him he was on his back tottaly friend he died whatever we tossed him out anyway we continued to smoke then we got paranoid cause we were againts a fence and there was a persons house behind us and they came outside so we went to the creek smoked there found a couple of my alcohal bottles LOL anyway we go back to the field absolutly no word of a lie a part of the field was on fire so we fuckin panic ( my friend was lighting lighting little fires while blazing IDOIT) so he runs over there and stomps it all out while me and my friend are taking pictures laughing our asses off so when he comes back i interview him and he shows us his burnt shoe and for some reason my friend was walking around with a random toothpick in his mouth
2. this was when i was about 12 years old just new to smokin the leaf and me and a friend had a smoking compitision i smoked more but kept on going eventually i smoked it all so i get up im like holly fuck am i ever baked! so i sit on a little hill watching people at the skate park then everything starts to move to the side my head would turn to the side and i would twitch to move it back it happend forever and i would get up walk around twitch and fall on my ass then i started talking to random people and im like is this a dream?! so later on my friend offers to sleep over cause i was way to fucked up to go home so his mom picked us up and i got in the back seat she asks whats your name and reaches her hand out i look at her cross eyed head moves to the side and i twitch shes like are you stoned!?!? i kinda laugh and smile and look out the window so we go to his house and i remember we were leaving his house to hang out later that night i was going down a steep hill and landed face first anyway mission failed didnt find anyone for some reason i watched jean symon family jewels and i normally dont watch that stuff then i pass out wake up the next morning awkward as hell with his parents
3. Well sadly this is not a weed story but its an acid story i know my fellow stoners will loose interest but its kind of funny so i buy 10 hits of acid one day and i go home grab some water in a water bottle and go to the church yard with a friend and take 6 go on the bus to the mall looking out the window everything is getting colourful so when we get to the mall we leave cause it was boring we go to the school cause it just ended and i take 2 more so im tottaly screwed up then i talk but i cant change my voice like my voice wasnt normal i wasnt tripping out at all i couldnt make my voice normal like picture this talking real low like a demond voice do it right now or at least picture it and you cant change! thats what it was but high pitched but meh i didnt care later on it went away so from there we go back to the mall with everyone then it really starts to kick in holly shit man did it ever i was supposed to save my buddy 4 hits but i couldnt its like having weed and trying to save it but my vission was sooo weird then it kicks in even more when people would walk by it sounded like cars on futurama i had about a half a dozen anxiety attacks and when i was looking at a guys face it was going staticy and i could hear static and his body was going colour full more panic attacks i freak out cause i have to piss more panic attacks so we go out side then i wanna go to a field for some reason and we go through this field that leads to the field we wanted to go to it felt like i was in africa or somthing the grass was brown very sunny but these plants were changing colours real fast im trippin out so we go to the field i just run around and play then its kinda black from there then were at the creek and my friend leaves i walk BAD THING i had to walk home alone tottaly fucked up through these dark streets and dark stairs so i walk and i cant see fuck all cause theres so many colours lucky me i made it home but i forgot to sleep...
4: this is a story about somthing i did real dumb stoned k starts off with me and the 2 buddys i mentioned before for almost a whole week we smoked weed all day at least 30 minutes every hour sleeping doesnt count anyway so my memory is real black for this but ill say what i remember so i remember i traded my phone for a big bag of weed we smoked it all got real stoned the only real funny part of it all is that me and my friend slept in the other guys tree fort in his yard and we ordered pizza so later that night i had to shit real bad we wernt aloud inside not even in his tree fort so i took a shit in his yard DIREAH! and pissed all over so i call up my dad got a ride home next day i talk to my friend on facebook and he is wondering why theres a big pile of shit in his yard so we just luaghed our asses off and explained to him
5 i think.... one last story then im done so i remember going to a friends house far away from my city called greenwood i stayed there for a week so i settled in relaxed his parents were stoners too what a home!!! and he knew someone who grew so we went over and he had an amazing fort you first walk in its a piece of shit then you lift up the carpet and theres a hole go through that hole BAM stoner heaven bongs pipes weed tv couch fuckin heaven friends anyway we went there every single day and i was stoned the whole time i was in greenwood and i remember smoking weed the whole way through pinaple express THEN we went camping we rolled around 13 joints got real stoned it was nice i remember i had a sling shot and i was hiding in the bushes shooting his lil bro with some rocks funny stuff and i remember every morning theyd wake me up joint would be already light and wed toke away not that funny like the rest of my stories but hell of a good time
i apologize that these are long but if you have time and are looking for a good laugh read these i find these halarouse funnyer then the others iv seen but that is because it is proubly my experience and i was there but yeah its pretty funny
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. So we start wondering around ( We were cooked 
) and came across a mansion that was under construction. We saw the security cameras and realized we couldnt actually get inside, so we start taking the rolls of sod from the front yard to the road. We started to unr roll it all over the road laughing sooo dam hard. By the time were done we had covered about 150 meters (450 ft) of the road with grass. The next day we were at my house watching tv and we saw us on the news! It turns out that there was a camera in the front of the house that we didnt see, but had a perfect view of us. Luckily it was dark as fuck and you couldnt see who we were. But making the news when your high is pretty sick!
it was a thick creamy hit with thc streaming out it smelt like Lemonade and Sherbert infused with superb quality bud (no tabboco) we passed it left and everyone except this fat 'super-Hippy' (flares, flower deco shirt, long curly hair, bandana etc) took a hit, we passed it to this hippy guy he was real crazy like! he'd say things like man...it like an ocean of love in here, lol, and talk about his presumably made up weed stories like an acid trip with visuals lol, anyhow, he gets peer pressured into a lungfull lol and he gags THROWS UP LOL, all over the table catches his breath after several minutes and exclaimed "thats a ONE-TOKER" lol, i laughed my ass off his puked was all on the table and the look on everyones blitzed faces were an absolute picture lol, the bar/bud man from the other side of the Cafe starts coughing loudly and calls out SMOKEY SMOKEY, and goes to the door and opens it allowing fresh air in, we had bonged out the whole cafe with this king kong sized Tulip 
hahaha
