Funny Sex Stories

JackHererSki

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Back in 2009, I brought this chick I was seeing to my Firehouse. Got her right up on the hosebed of the Engine. Got her all naked, and right as she jumps on top of me, BOOM tones go out for a working structure fire.

Adrenaline started pumping and we were both trying to climb of the back of the truck (which is about 7.5ft tall), I accidentally kicked her off the top andshe fell right to floor. I gave her all her clothes and shoved her in the back room, right as guys started coming in to gear up.

Needless to say it all worked out in the end, I figured she would have lost her drive, getting kicked of the back of a fire truck and locked in a back room for an hr. WRONG. Ive never seen a girl more turned on in my life.
(which should have been a clue she was nuts)
but hey
 
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