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mistaphuck

mistaphuck

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Danthebull said:
Did You Know, TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
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interesting..
I just posted this in another thread but ill put it here because its also interesting


fun fact: the native population up here in ak and in parts of northeast siberia used to consume fly amanitas in a very unique way. whenever they came across them in the tundra as they are relatively rare there, they would have one man consume them, he would feel the effects of the muscarin, as well as the severe abdominal discomfort that comes with eating fly amanita, and after about 45 mins to an hour he would urinate into a special stone cup, that several other people could drink from, and get the effect of the muscarin, without the abdominal discomfort. this was they're only known drug until the introduction of alcohol by the white man. thats where I suspect things started to go downhill for they're culture...
 
Spanishfly

Spanishfly

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Several years ago, when I was even more stupid than I am now, I did actually cook and eat some Amanita muscaria (fly agaric).

I am not quite sure whether I was disappointed or relieved when nothing at all happened.
 
Spanishfly

Spanishfly

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Take an ordinary incandescent light bulb full of air. Connect it to a vacuum pump that can evacuate one million molecules per second.

How long will it take to completely empty the bulb??
 
Danthebull

Danthebull

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"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
 
Danthebull

Danthebull

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A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
 
Danthebull

Danthebull

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starkle starkle little twink
who the hell you are I think
I'm not under what you call
the alcofluence of incohol
I'm just a little slort of sheep
I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
I don't know who is me yet
but the drunker I stand here
the longer I get
Just give me one more drink
to fill me cup
'cuz I got all day sober
to Sunday up


What?????
 
sirwolf

sirwolf

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Danthebull said:
A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over." Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
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hahahaha. awesome
 
sirwolf

sirwolf

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This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
 
mcpurple

mcpurple

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sirwolf said:
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
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i cant find anything, i even read it backwards. im still trying though
 
Danthebull

Danthebull

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sirwolf said:
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
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now that is a head fuck...... Im on this shit..... lol
 
Danthebull

Danthebull

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sirwolf said:
This is an unusual paragraph. I'm curious how quickly you can find out what is so unusual about it? It looks so plain you would think nothing was wrong with it! In fact, nothing is wrong with it! It is unusual though. Study it, and think about it, but you still may not find anything odd. But if you work at it a bit, you might find out! Try to do so without any coaching!
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Its unusual because the paragraph does not contain the vowel letter " E " tell me i'm right......

Dan
 
Danthebull

Danthebull

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.
 
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