FUUUUU Walmart...

massah

massah

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So we did our normal grocery shopping last night...walmart was a madhouse...ignorant fuckheads everywhere spacing off, taking up the entire isle...not having a clue whats going on around them..etc...

So I go to start breakfast this morning for the wifey and kiddos...open up the bag of sausage patties I grabbed as normal...put them in the pan...then looked at the bag...

Beef Sausage Patties...wtf...who the fuck eats beef sausage patties?!? I want my motha fucking Pork Sausage Patties damnit...grrrrr....

Oh and I'm usually pretty careful when it comes to grabbing stuff...I rarely ever grab the wrong type of something :D
 
tip top toker said:
Lol, so you didn't look at what you wre buying and now you're annoyed? :lol:

And nothing wrong with beef sausage :)
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The bags are identical...same color(I always look for "original" kind)...its got a blue stripe on the bag...the only difference is the 4 letter word Beef instead of Pork...and not very large letters...and some dude was partially blocking the freezer door so I just snagged it and off I went...
 
know what you mean Massa ,, this time of year sucks to do any shopping .. boneheads and zombies running around ... not knowing what they want .. just in the way mostly

hope the beef sausages are good ...
 
nope...they sucked...and we only had 4 eggs left...some dumbass decided to leave a carton with only 2 eggs in it on the bottom of another carton with only 2 eggs left in it giving the illusion that we had a full carton...grrrrr

So I just had 4 slices of toast...grrrr
 
been there... I bought turkey sausage once... it wasn't that great... I like gettin the pan sausage and making little patties and crisping them to perfection!
 
i left out "want" but pork sausage is so bad ass the sentence describing can be fucked up, cause it will always win... shit i'm fried... hahahahaha
 
tip top toker said:
You havn't live till you've had lamb merguez :fire: Mmmm, harisa

Ever tried lamb and beef sausages? Or chicken sausage? Or venison?

There are plenty of nice sausages that are not pork.
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I got a nice sausage that isn't pork... but if I'm eating sausage it's pork. other crap is imitaion sausage, or as you say "chicken sausage" "beef sausage" ... sausage with pork, the true standard for sausage, is simply called sausage... orange juice is the shit too... with LOTSA pulp
 
I can relate, I had to go to Costco yesterday and it was like doing fukkin' battle. I spent a minute in the parking lot and got to totally blazed, strapped on the ipod and went to war. Three hours late I have a house full of food AND the cfl's to get my babies started.

Oh yeah, and +1 on the pork sausage. Nothing is quite the same.
 
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