GAY friend?? what should i do???? help

LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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I wrote a poem.......

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What can you do,
Figgurelli, funny fellow?
What can you do,
Figgurelli, funny you?
We can do it, too,
Figgurelli, funny fellow,
We can do it, too,
Figgurelli, funny you!
You choose one of us,
Figgurelli, funny fellow,
You choose one of us,
Figgurelli, funny you!
 
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LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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any one else get this fucking god damn Do you want to open or save 10126.json from serve.adistry.com pop up all the time on riu and wont fucking go away?
 
Aeroknow

Aeroknow

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curious2garden said:

Pomona
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I haven't been to the winter or summer nationals at Pomona in a few years. My dad lives in that shit hole too(Phillips Ranch).
Looks like I'm going to miss the NHRA drags this year at Sonoma. Today/night is friday night qualifying, and I can't make it. I haven't missed friday night qualifying in years:-(
I'm hella bummed.
John Force is a bad ass
 
LetsGetCritical

LetsGetCritical

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I am a soldier of the Spagetta family of the La famiglia. My boss said to me "theres only two rules to be in our family, you must be Sicilian and you must be male, even a priest can be in the family" I always remember this.
I am 1/8 sicilian that qualify me to be in the family. I had to cut my hand on bleed and swear certain things, the main thing is we talk to nobody and if you talk then the family claim your life.
My first job was the assasination of an informant, we took him out on a yacht and he recieved a special treatment in the face.
 
tyler.durden

tyler.durden

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bkburger3 said:
So,as most of you know by now,i am a member of the figgurelli crime family,and every year during summer we have a charity fundraiser to get toys for children.Its called toys for top.top=head.The newest member has to get into a porta potty in the woods with two cut out holes-one for weiners,and one for toys.Each white cock you suck=1 toy,a black cock is bigger and smells/tastes much worse,so that=2 toys.It was horrible,i sucked dozens of cocks,but at least it was for a good cause.One of the guys i sucked off didnt cough up the toy though so the figgurellis are paying his home a visit.
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Here's a playlist for the next Fabulous Faggurelli Fuck Fest -





 
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bkburger3

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So today i was walking home from the liqour store when some rival black gangsters,the niggurellis,start chasing me home.All three of them take off there clothes and keep chasing me with their big niggurelli wangs flopping in the wind.I get home with them only twenty feet behind and i lock the door,and they start breaking out windows and trying to unlock the door reaching their hands through the windows,when out of nowhere,my grandfather,one of the highest ranking members of the figgurelli crime family pulls up.He beats the shit out of all three niggurellis with his walking cane and then takes them and dumps them off at the police station.
 
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