Gays are Human too, just confused
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UncleBuck
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reach in and curl your finger into a 'come hither' motion. mileage may vary depending on the lady.
as i am sure you are the type that has never worried about the pleasure of a woman, i will go ahead and say "you're welcome" for adding that little bit of knowledge to your sexual repertoire.
UncleBuck
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which raises the question: who will you turn gay for?
Dizzle Frost
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did you call a "lady friend" for that one?
UncleBuck
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no, i learned it from your mom at an early age.
cannabineer
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As a polar bear cock owner-operator ... well, duh. cnYou also like polar bear cock right? Haha. It's funny cause he can't say know.
DSB65
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the fact.your worse than crypt with your know it all attitude..
UncleBuck
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UncleBuck
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i only get condescending to bigots, so i take that as a compliment and you should take that as a sign of your irrational hatred and bigotry.
The Cryptkeeper
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Insert your index finger or middle finger inside the vagina as far as it will easily go. Insert about 1 ½ inches of your finger. Then crook it up toward yourself in a "come hither" motion, sliding your fingertip along the top of the vagina until you find an area that is rougher than the rest of the vaginal wall.
Fucking textbook.
ganjames
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Dizzle Frost
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nobody, fortunatley my parents didnt harbour that fucked up gene that your poor excuse for a bloodline did....i can proudly say im from along line of military men who are proud to fuck random women across the world and fight for the rights for your degreaded genetic pool to enjoy. And for the record, there is NOT one queer in my family, you can try to convert them to...but there not as mellow as i am.
UncleBuck
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do you know how many military men my wife has counseled because they were gay raped? quite a few.
sounds like you did get the gene, by the way. empirical evidence tends to indicate that people like you get turned on while watching gay dudes fuck.
Dizzle Frost
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so your wife goes to work with real men everyday....hmmm .... wife huh? is that what you call them now? So you throw, he catches?
UncleBuck
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UncleBuck
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wanna play catch?
Dizzle Frost
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UncleBuck
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when we used to play, the girls were the shirts and the guys were the skins (for obvious reasons).
are you saying you have a vagina? that would make sense, as you are displaying all the symptoms of someone with sand in their vagina.
this might help:
