Getting it in the mail

My dealer (if I need to buy weed) gets his weed from his man via UPS. He has received up to 1 lb at a time, but most transfers are 5.lb. I have no personal knowledge of how it is packed to avoid detection, but it must be a great trick, cause they have been doing it for over a year. My boy even sends cash back via UPS. ( one of those ended up "missing" even though tracking number showed a delivery to front door)

I have heard that magic markers can be used to get weed past dogs.

I've heard if you pee on the weed, it'll get through. Jury is still out about rubbing it in shit through.

I met a guy that met a guy who had a brother that said he used to get pounds inside tvs threw ups crazy shit

USPS is the easiest.

I have obviously never shipped or received anything like this but I have heard that if you:

1. Use a Seal a meal and vacuum seal your item.
2. Put that inside a zip lock freezer bag (use only the thicker freezer bags)
3. Smear yellow mustard all over the zip (vinegar & mustard mask the odor really well)
4. Put that into another zip
5. Smear mustard over that zip
6. Put that into another zip
7. Put that into a 3 or 4 inch dia. by 12 inch long PVC pipe with screw on caps glued on
8. Ship UPS ground (UPS leaves pkgs. at my door with no sig required)
9. If they come up with a BS signature required story, they caught it, don’t sign, just say that you didn’t order anything.
10. Use disposable latex gloves and discard between each step.
11. Call me to come over when it comes in, lol

Seriously, what I have heard is that if you seal it up and ship it quickly, the odor doesn’t have time to get past the mustard and permeate through the PVC. In the rare event it is X-Rayed, it doesn’t show up anything because they are mainly looking for metal and wires and such. A dog would more than likely walk right past it but again, if they ask for a sig, you know it was nabbed.

It’s a PITA but that’s life behind the Iron Curtain.

If anyone here knows differently, please correct me. S

i have heard close to the same with bearing grease. I wonder if a thermos would help, they have a vacuum everywhere but where the lid goes on.

poopmaster said:

I've heard if you pee on the weed, it'll get through. Jury is still out about rubbing it in shit through.

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Wow! Just Wow! You soak yours first Lumpy....

I have heard allot of crap in my days....

What a $hitty suggestion.....

Urine the wrong with that idea pal........

You're # 2, You're # 2…..

Smoke chunkies not plunkies....

You're little pig went wee, wee, wee, all over your stash....

I said I wanted a lid, not lift the lid....

When they say it's good shit.... they're not being literal Dude....

L M N O PPPPP on your stash..... Not....

Gives a whole new meaning to rock hard little nugs......

Uhhhhh.... Uhhhhhh.... Uhhhhhhh...... plop....... Mmmmmm..... Stubborn ice cube falling into a glass.... What did you think?

I had to dump my load once…. But not like you……

Your favorite saying…. I got some good $hit mannnn…..


Your favorite strain…. Chocolate chunck


Am I wrong or just full of $hit?? Lol, S

Ask him to make a little hash for you! A good friend sent some to me when I was in Juvee years ago. Made them into little smartie shapes and added them to smarties! Glued the box back up, put in a couple more random chocolate bars. The note said "eat the green ones last". I was so effin stoked.