Girlfriend question, is this normal

COD4

COD4

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Cearid said:
I just have a few comments on this:

1) Are you 15 by chance?

2) A punt between the legs will drop you just as fast

3) Guys may "think" with their dicks, but at least the thoughts are consistent.

4) 5 million years of evolution can't be wrong

5) I'll drop a little hint about the real world for you: The "real world" is a brutal place. It'll shank you in the kidney from behind, steal you boots, and kick you in the face on its way by. Its not a "nice" place. You need to always be on guard.

Don't worry, you will realize this one day..:)
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We only think with our dicks when women are around. If it's just guys around we can operate normally...unless we start talking about women or see some women...eh maybe she's right...
 
Cearid

Cearid

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This is true...:)
I just kinda think that flowergurl is being a little to naive about peoples intentions. I mean, human nature is human nature. It doesn't matter if your a man or a woman. Human nature is to procreate and perpetuate the species. While we do have control over conscious actions it is the sud-conscious ones that actually drive our social interactions.
But, the possibility always remains that I'm totally dead wrong...:)
 
flowergurl

flowergurl

There's treachery afoot
Cearid said:
I just have a few comments on this:

1) Are you 15 by chance?

2) A punt between the legs will drop you just as fast

3) Guys may "think" with their dicks, but at least the thoughts are consistent.

4) 5 million years of evolution can't be wrong

5) I'll drop a little hint about the real world for you: The "real world" is a brutal place. It'll shank you in the kidney from behind, steal you boots, and kick you in the face on its way by. Its not a "nice" place. You need to always be on guard.

Don't worry, you will realize this one day..:)
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1) 41

2) yes it will, l but can guarantee I will get up faster, be able to speak in a
normal voice and not compalin all night concerning how painfull the entire
scenario was.

3) yes, I will give you the consistancy thing but will rephrase to a "one track
mind"

4) The theory concerning the evolution of man is under increased scrutiny
due to the persistence of gaps in the fossil record, the inability to
demonstrate "life-or-death" determining advantageous genetic mutations,
and the lack of experiments or observations to truly confirm the evidence
for speciation. Overall, the evolution of man pervades as the accepted
paradigm on the origin of man within the scientific community. This is not
because it has been proven scientifically, but because alternative
viewpoints bring with them metaphysical implications which go against the
modern naturalistic paradigm. Nevertheless, a closer examination of the
evidence reveals evolution to be increasingly less scientific and more
reliant upon beliefs, not proof. Evolution Of Man

5) Concerning the "real world"
I have a masters in Biology and a doctorate in Biochemistry. I speak four
languages (maybe a little overstated, I speak three and understand four,
german is a bitch) , have lived on three continents, spend two and a half
months a year traveling, worked for 10 years for the federal
government, own three houses in two states, earn well into six figures
yearly, have an investment portfolio that would bring you to your
knees, grow some really good grass and plan to retire in nine years happy
and financially secure. So... NO SIR...I don't know a damn thing about the
"real world" cause I'm just a stupid gurl.......

It just comes down to instinct vs intellect. We just think very differently and
men in many instances respond with instinct. I do have many straight male friends and yes, deep down they probably are thinking about sex as we suck on a volcano bag...but they don't voice it and don't spend time at my place expecting anything more than a really good buzz, some fantastic culinary offerings, good conversation and maybe a good poker game or two. I love the men in my life and would not trade them for the world and I love the opinions you guys give here, it is enlightening, educational and entertaining. I appreciate your candor.
Now damnit lets all smoke and make up........:joint:
 
Cearid

Cearid

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While being officially schooled on the "real life" thing. I have to say congrats, a masters and a doctorate is no small feat. However, you being in the scientific and academic communities should know better than anybody to cite your sources:
Evolution Of Man
The last paragraph makes for nice copy-pasta...
Shouldn't a scientist, such as yourself, choose a less biased source than a Christian science website?

But in the end your right.
It is a matter of instinct over intellect. I just don't think woman are as intellectually driven as you believe. But I am willing to accept that I could be wrong...

I'll smoke a joint with ya and make up..:)
 
jamiemichelle

jamiemichelle

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Cearid said:
While being officially schooled on the "real life" thing. I have to say congrats, a masters and a doctorate is no small feat. However, you being in the scientific and academic communities should know better than anybody to cite your sources:
Evolution Of Man
The last paragraph makes for nice copy-pasta...
Shouldn't a scientist, such as yourself, choose a less biased source than a Christian science website?

But in the end your right.
It is a matter of instinct over intellect. I just don't think woman are as intellectually driven as you believe. But I am willing to accept that I could be wrong...

I'll smoke a joint with ya and make up..:)
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HAhaahah... now I dont feel bad cuz I actually googled it knowing that didnt come straight off her head for riu.
But she edited and gave credit.
 
pandabear

pandabear

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look buddy this is a test. woman want you to be jealous and ofcoarse not allow them to hang out with other guys!!!! duuaaaaa!!!

dude if she gets mad that you wont let her chill with dudes its because she wants to flirt fuck and god knows what else, if shes like ok I wont go and shes not mad about it then she was just testing you and wants to see you be a man!!!! some guy asked her out and u gonna let her go!!!!! your nuts!!!!! tell her hell no biatch!!!! then kiss her and hug her and tell her to stop messin with you


i had this one bitch be like oh im going to a hotel room with some of my gurl friends lol so i was like really? just stared her in the eyes and I could tell bitch couldnt even look me straight in the face, then she says well i wont go if you dont want me to, so i tell her no its cool whatever. soon as she was gone I threw all her shit out called her and told her not to bother coming back

and guess what she was meetin up with a dude I come to find out

dont play yourself man. shit just tell her it aint cool with you and you find that it bothers you and you cant help what your feelings are so tell her maybe if she really likes this guy she may aswell break up with you simple as that, trust me bro you need to take the top role, woman play so many head games its not even funny trust me Im married and i always catch myself about to be chumped out till i realize and squash that shit, but they are real tricky tho

it could be somthing as little as a bitch asking you to go get somthin out of the car for her in front of your friends, just use your best judgement and if its a question then you already know your answer or else you would have never questioned it.

DONT LET HER GO!!! OR LET HER GO AND LEAVE HER MAKE HER CRY WHATEVER U GOTTA DO BUT THAT JAP IS EXOTIC TO HER, HE PROLLY CLASSY AND A GENTLMEN WHO CAN COOK AND TAKE HER OUT TO THE MOVIES. YOUR FUCKED BUDDY HES HALF WAY IN HER PANTS ALREADY AND I BET THIS CLOWN WILL EVEN WAIT TO HAVE SEX WITH HER LIKE A GOOD LITTLE BOY:hump:

NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOUR RAISING 4 JAPANESE KIDS AND STILL WOULDNT HAVE A CLUE

just some tough love for you man,

well here is the final reason for you:

#1) Why risk it?
specially if you trully like her you wouldnt let her go. i wouldnt let my baby go thats why she luv me:mrgreen:
 
Cearid

Cearid

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yeah I know... I wasn't gonna say nothing though...
It's still funny as hell that someone pointed it out...
:grin:
 
K

korvette1977

Well-Known Member
flowergurl said:
1) 41

2) yes it will, l but can guarantee I will get up faster, be able to speak in a
normal voice and not compalin all night concerning how painfull the entire
scenario was.

3) yes, I will give you the consistancy thing but will rephrase to a "one track
mind"

4) The theory concerning the evolution of man is under increased scrutiny
due to the persistence of gaps in the fossil record, the inability to
demonstrate "life-or-death" determining advantageous genetic mutations,
and the lack of experiments or observations to truly confirm the evidence
for speciation. Overall, the evolution of man pervades as the accepted
paradigm on the origin of man within the scientific community. This is not
because it has been proven scientifically, but because alternative
viewpoints bring with them metaphysical implications which go against the
modern naturalistic paradigm. Nevertheless, a closer examination of the
evidence reveals evolution to be increasingly less scientific and more
reliant upon beliefs, not proof. Evolution Of Man

5) Concerning the "real world"
I have a masters in Biology and a doctorate in Biochemistry. I speak four
languages (maybe a little overstated, I speak three and understand four,
german is a bitch) , have lived on three continents, spend two and a half
months a year traveling, worked for 10 years for the federal
government, own three houses in two states, earn well into six figures
yearly, have an investment portfolio that would bring you to your
knees, grow some really good grass and plan to retire in nine years happy
and financially secure. So... NO SIR...I don't know a damn thing about the
"real world" cause I'm just a stupid gurl.......

It just comes down to instinct vs intellect. We just think very differently and
men in many instances respond with instinct. I do have many straight male friends and yes, deep down they probably are thinking about sex as we suck on a volcano bag...but they don't voice it and don't spend time at my place expecting anything more than a really good buzz, some fantastic culinary offerings, good conversation and maybe a good poker game or two. I love the men in my life and would not trade them for the world and I love the opinions you guys give here, it is enlightening, educational and entertaining. I appreciate your candor.
Now damnit lets all smoke and make up........:joint:
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Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn I guess you told him ... High 5 ..You go girl...
 
pandabear

pandabear

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flowergurl said:
1) 41


4) The theory concerning the evolution of man is under increased scrutiny
due to the persistence of gaps in the fossil record, the inability to
demonstrate "life-or-death" determining advantageous genetic mutations,
and the lack of experiments or observations to truly confirm the evidence
for speciation. Overall, the evolution of man pervades as the accepted
paradigm on the origin of man within the scientific community. This is not
because it has been proven scientifically, but because alternative
viewpoints bring with them metaphysical implications which go against the
modern naturalistic paradigm. Nevertheless, a closer examination of the
evidence reveals evolution to be increasingly less scientific and more
reliant upon beliefs, not proof. Evolution Of Man
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actually lets not misinform the public its not the metaphysical implications of other theories that make evolution of man the pervasive and accepted paradigm on the origin of man within the scientific community

it is infact the lack of evidence of the metaphysical paradigm on the origin of man within the religious community that make evolution the paradigm with the most concise and incontrovertible evidence making it the most pervasive and accepted paradigm on the origin of man within the scientific community.

lets not get it twisted sister:mrgreen:


but yes i will have a smoke too :blsmoke:


i understand that evolution is raveging religion, but you cant stop the truth you can only delay it
 
flowergurl

flowergurl

There's treachery afoot
Cearid said:
While being officially schooled on the "real life" thing. I have to say congrats, a masters and a doctorate is no small feat. However, you being in the scientific and academic communities should know better than anybody to cite your sources:
Evolution Of Man
The last paragraph makes for nice copy-pasta...
Shouldn't a scientist, such as yourself, choose a less biased source than a Christian science website?

But in the end your right.
It is a matter of instinct over intellect. I just don't think woman are as intellectually driven as you believe. But I am willing to accept that I could be wrong...

I'll smoke a joint with ya and make up..:)
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Good catch...corrected! I will blame it on the joint...gotta love that White Widow. Thought it was an interesting take on the whole evolution scene as even with a scientific background still think there is a large margin of error to the evolutionary time frames and such. Hell, we are trying to pinpoint how, when, where and the like with many missing links to boot. I do not believe we were created...but that is a whole other discussion. No, not all women are intellectual after all what is maternal instinct anyway..sure as hell not intellect. So lets agree on the fact that both men and women act on both instinct and intellect. Many men cannot help but think about sex...ALOT (that's just got to be annoying as hell) Some men hang around with women just to sleep with them, some do not. We are all different in our motivations, priorities and opinions....great to be in a world where we can express ourselves. We could all be wrong. Who the hell really knows...will we ever??? Not in this lifetime but it's great fun reading what people have to say. Appreciate the kudos on the education...I have worked very hard to get here, but ust because I'm educated certainly does not make me an authority on life, just proves I know how to work hard. Street smarts and common sense can take you alot futher in this life than some of the book knowlege we are forced to digest. So, whatcha smokin??????
 
Cearid

Cearid

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I was smoking Purple Kush, but I just picked up a bag of Juicy Fruit. Which is a nice change from the ordinary. WW is a really nice smoke...at least I think so..
 
flowergurl

flowergurl

There's treachery afoot
My choices are White Widow, a strain from Illinois they call Black forest, MTF (for special occasions), Bubblicious or a cross we call kushy bubbles. Does the juicy friut really have a sweet taste?? Fond of the blueberry here but not courageous enough to grow it as I've heard it can be problematic.
 
Cearid

Cearid

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Yeah on the exhale it has a kind of ripe fruit flavor. Like really ripe plum that has lost alot of the plum flavor but has a really sweet taste...kinda sorta
 
flowergurl

flowergurl

There's treachery afoot
Sounds yummy, one I will have to try some day. Thinking on a fall trip to Amsterdam with some friends so would think I could track some down to sample.
 
panhead

panhead

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flowergurl said:
I read through these posts again and I have but one conclusion. I REALLY feel sorry for the male species. I won't say "men" as I am sure based on the sophomoricnature of a few replys that some of you boys aren't old enough to vist the doctor without parental consent. You poor guys, living each day being totally controlled by a limp piece of muscle tissue hanging between your legs...and a pretty grotesque piece of flesh at that. Always thought placement was good, much easier to put a knee into and drop you to the floor as your parts hang out unprotected...an inferior feature without a doubt. Apparently from all of your posts, all males think about is sex. You cannot have a friendship unless it is about sex. You have female friends only because you want to sleep with them. You cannot hang out with women and think about anything but sex. Very sad that you boys will spend your entire lives as dick slaves with the inability to think about anything but sex. You all put yourselves in the same boat so a broad generalization seems appropriate.
So in defense of the "real men" who can think with their brain, who can have female friends they don't have to conquer, who can enjoy all the good things life has to offer, art, literature, history, nature, horticulture, and so much more, YOU ARE APPRECIATED...kick the other sons a bitches in the nuts...they are giving you a bad name.
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Hi flowergirl,i agree with 99% of what you said but its not sad that we think with our dicks, its the way nature intended,just like every other male species thinks with their dicks,its all about reproducing not being "real men",to me the term real man translates to sissy.

The thing about "real men",you know,the kind who like to take long walks in the park & talk about what their thinking right now,girls dont want any part of them,not until they've had their fair share of the bad boy's.

How many girls do you know who have said this after a break up.

How come i cant find a nice guy.

How come i always pick the assholes.

The answer is simple,because the assholes are what girls are attracted to,that is until they have enough of them, then the "real men" start to look good.
 
Cheesy Bo' Greesy

Cheesy Bo' Greesy

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Some women sure as hell know how to play it dont they? LMAO... I dont know about your generation 'valuable' but where I come from if a woman is asking me a question like that my first response is 1. NO.... & 2. If you dont like it grab your SH** and get on down the road...Tell her where she needs to be is in the kitchen cooking for YOU not some other guy. Thats just plain crazy bro. Does she cook for you? or act as enthusiastic about cooking for you? If not... youre being had brother. Some women crack me up its hilarious what they think they can get away with...too funny. Lets see cooking him dinner and then going to a movie with him hmmmmm sounds like a date to me LOL. Next she'll be asking you if she can spend the night at his house.
 
panhead

panhead

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Cheesy Bo' Greesy said:
Next she'll be asking you if she can spend the night at his house.
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And he will let her too,she'll come in the door the next day,hair all fuked up looking like she's been up all night & proclaim "we just talked".

And if he bitches about it she'll tell him it's all his fault, because he never listens to what she's sayin:mrgreen:
 
Cheesy Bo' Greesy

Cheesy Bo' Greesy

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panhead said:
And he will let her too,she'll come in the door the next day,hair all fuked up looking like she's been up all night & proclaim "we just talked".

And if he bitches about it she'll tell him it's all his fault, because he never listens to what she's sayin:mrgreen:
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LOL! ^^^ PanHead hit the nail on the head valuable. Man up or your womans going to find someone else who will. Some of them can be sneaky with every excuse in the book youre young and learning. Nip it in the bud now or you'll regret it later
 
pandabear

pandabear

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Cheesy Bo' Greesy said:
LOL! ^^^ PanHead hit the nail on the head valuable. Man up or your womans going to find someone else who will. Some of them can be sneaky with every excuse in the book youre young and learning. Nip it in the bud now or you'll regret it later
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great wisdom boys great wisdom, everbody plays the fool, my guess is its this guys turn to learn:mrgreen:
 
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