CallinCarRamRod
Well-Known Member
The church of Fonzzzz
Whoa, bitch! We have 5 rings, get it straight.I love dating Cowboys and eagles fans. They love losers, and don't expect a ring
Yeah you tell him bro, plus the cheerleaders are better also!Whoa, bitch! We have 5 rings, get it straight.
The eagles, not so much.... 0 rings
this is the eagles year!.. new quarterback and no chip kelly. im ready for big things.Whoa, bitch! We have 5 rings, get it straight.
The eagles, not so much.... 0 rings
Post-service orgy is my guess. I'll join the search partyHe's still not back from church?
We better send out a search party !!![]()
Check the morque in his area for lightening strike victims, LOL or we can just cut out all the middleman work and directly ask @420GodHe's still not back from church?
We better send out a search party !!![]()
Sunday must be omniscience day off LOLI think he might's walked into a mosque by accident. I haven't heard anything.![]()
Oh the poor dear!Check the morque in his area for lightening strike victims, LOL or we can just cut out all the middleman work and directly ask @420God
He has posted since. I don't think that there is a God one thunderbolt shy and whistling innocence.Oh the poor dear!![]()
Funny you should say. On my way out of IHOP I witnessed a large teenage boy doing just that. I assumed he was from a local parish who was still in praise mode. The syllables were uttered in an interesting pattern, and he was rolling around and shaking with the best of them. I felt inspired, so I started singing at the top of my lungs the only hymn I could remember to kick this Sunday off right! You can imagine how confused I was when I was rudely shoved out of the way by paramedics. The boy was simply an epileptic. Strike one for church day...Find you one of those Pentecostal Holiness church's. You know the ones where they speak in tounges and roll around on the floor shaking .
If you find it difficult to locate one of those church's see if you can locate one that handles snakes. They're both prevalent in my state !
Good luck in your endeavors and remember jesus loves the little children !
Or the RIGHT church!if the dude shakes your hand on the way out and says you'd look good in an altar boy uniform you've got the wrong church
He says he hasn't heard anythingCheck the morque in his area for lightening strike victims, LOL or we can just cut out all the middleman work and directly ask @420God