dirtsurfr
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Er would that be his mouse???
Golfer's are fucking squares..
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Kodank Moment
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I've walked a full 18. Didn't have a choice in High School. No carts allowed. Also walked a few local courses when my buddy let's me borrow his sticks.
VAGINA COMPUTER MOUSE??? …so realistic.
This is an item nearly every guy would luv to own…a vagina computer mouse.
Navigating a page is E-Z…just scroll, using the clitoris.
Guys enjoy “scrolling” with that, anyway.
Wish I had seen this product before the holiday season.
Many of the guys on my list were so difficult to shop for.
Some would have luved this…
…after receiving their gifts of oral sex.
The oral sex gift ?? - fuck, I'm in !!!!
dirtsurfr
Well-Known Member
VAGINA COMPUTER MOUSE??? …so realistic.
This is an item nearly every guy would luv to own…a vagina computer mouse.
Navigating a page is E-Z…just scroll, using the clitoris.
Guys enjoy “scrolling” with that, anyway.
Wish I had seen this product before the holiday season.
Many of the guys on my list were so difficult to shop for.
Some would have luved this…
…after receiving their gifts of oral sex.
The oral sex gift ?? - fuck, I'm in !!!!
Does it need a Pad??
StonedPony
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Just once a month for a week
heir proctor
New Member
[video=youtube;SHBTRmstGus]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHBTRmstGus&feature=related[/video]
Fucking golfers. Frolf is MUCH better!
Fucking golfers. Frolf is MUCH better!
Cory&Sam
Member
damn man a lot of shit in this post is crazy lol.
but if you think golfers talking shit about weed is bad check this shit out; this dudes a racist jerk.
http://stateofaffairs.info/archive/great-quotes-marijuana-illegal/
but if you think golfers talking shit about weed is bad check this shit out; this dudes a racist jerk.
http://stateofaffairs.info/archive/great-quotes-marijuana-illegal/
Michael Phelps
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Ive done it many of times, in July in 105 degree weather to, it fucking sucked. But like Kodank said, in high school/tournament's cart's were out of the question.
I still find it enjoyable to walk 9 from time to time though, i generally play better to, probably cause im drinking less haha..
SmokeyMcSmokester
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ive played golf a few times when i was in the military...we only would make it 9 holes before we were to drunk and just hitting balls in the woods.
Shwagbag
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Depending on the course its great exercise and a lot of people find it helps them focus as they approach their shot. I never walk though lol.
We do a couple outings every summer where we shoot 18 Tuesday, 36 Wednesday, 36 Thursday and 18 on Friday at the nicest golf resorts in our area. We get a huge group and get fantastic rates! Look forward to it every year.
Michael Phelps
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Man that made me laugh my fucking ass off, i gotta watch it again. "fuck dude he's still running, this guys fast" hahaha.
Michael Phelps
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Yeah i think it does help me focus, if im doing bad it just fuels the fire though. Man that's a pretty sweet outing, i want to come this year, ill bring some fatty's
Shwagbag
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There is not shortage of fatties here but as the title of this thread says, golfers are fuckin' squares! There are a few burners at this outing but not a lot. I met a guy there a couple years ago that carries Altoid tins full of outdoor Blueberry HOGS. He hand rolls the fuckers so tight I struggle to pull of them lol. I threw some Crystal at him last year and he was impressed. Overall though, I don't like indicas on the golf course so I try to stay away from them.
Funny though, there are a lot of docs there so pain killers are all over the place lol. That's a lot of golf for some of the older men so they needs some pain relief.
Funny though, there are a lot of docs there so pain killers are all over the place lol. That's a lot of golf for some of the older men so they needs some pain relief.
SmokeyMcSmokester
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funny...but those dudes were pussies...it wouldve got ugly real quick if that was my shit.
ink the world
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I golf occasionally and its always a trip w/ the guys I golf with.......I go with a few other tattooists so we get A LOT of looks from the yuppie types.
My favorite comment was "look the Hells Angels are teeing off"
My favorite comment was "look the Hells Angels are teeing off"
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