Claypipe
Active Member
This thread is gonna be about stories when you were high, with friends or with yourself
My buddy called me up the other day so i drove over on quad, when i got there we hanged out indoors for a bit and then he showed me all of the alchohol (3,000 dollars worth) behind the bar in his living room, first i started to swallow a bit of sour puss, had a palm bay, all was good. I mentioned weed and he said lets go look for my moms stash. We go in her opened up a jewlery box and voila! i found it, my buddy said man u r awesome. I took the grinder and papers rolled up a joint each, my buddy took the biggest one, we went outside and smoked them, (i got more stoned cuz i inhaled longer), after we got back inside i mixed myself up a whiskey drink and 7 up. drank most of it.... it was a fun time i got very stoned off very potent weed, we went back inside, we knew his mom was coming home soon so we packed the alchohol away, everything was good and i was stoned and i said, dude, did we put the grinder back in the box? he said no i dont think so?, i said hold on ill go do it, i got up and seen lights in the driveway, i had a big adrenaline rush as she came up the driveway, me and my buddy booooooted it for her room he put the grinder back and we heard the car door shut. We never had time to go back to the living room so we never knew what to do. My buddy got into the bathroom next to the room and pretended to take a shower while i was stuck in the room still.i heard the front entrance door slam and say "(my buddys name)" he never responded because he couldent hear her. She was on her way into the room i was too stoned to do anything so i only had one choice, to go under the bed! so i went under, about 5 sec later she came in the room she asked my buddy if he was takin a shower he said yeah.. blah blah blah... the bed is pretty high off the ground, she sat on the bed put her purse down started to take off her socks, i looked in the mirror on the other side and had a picture clear image of her. She took off her shirt and pants till it was only the thong and bra (she is a hot mom by the way) well, even though my eyes were already red i damn well say they got a bit redder after what i seen, she took off her bra and thong and was standing up in the mirror i had the perfect veiw, she went to the dresser got some clothes and walked to the other side of the bed (my head turned like a robot to pick something up) (Still naked) she bent over (what a veiw) and it seemed like i was in a different world. once she got dressed my buddy was done his shower, they went out and started cooking some late night supper, i could hear them talking but not that well, i heard her say wheres "my name" at, my buddy said hes out doors somewhere went to the trail behind the house for a walk. She said well why is his shoes still here, my buddy said i dared him to go bare footed for 5 bucks, well i got up from under the bed, opened her room window and crawled out on to the back balcony,, jumped over and walked back up, i came back in the house pretending my feet were freezing like crazy and said, " i did it" he went and got the five bucks and gave it to me, his mom said " you guys are retarded these days, while smoking her ciggarette" i was so relieved, stoned, and a little bit of a buzz from drinking i managed to pull through that. It was a very close call...
well what do you guys have for stories?
My buddy called me up the other day so i drove over on quad, when i got there we hanged out indoors for a bit and then he showed me all of the alchohol (3,000 dollars worth) behind the bar in his living room, first i started to swallow a bit of sour puss, had a palm bay, all was good. I mentioned weed and he said lets go look for my moms stash. We go in her opened up a jewlery box and voila! i found it, my buddy said man u r awesome. I took the grinder and papers rolled up a joint each, my buddy took the biggest one, we went outside and smoked them, (i got more stoned cuz i inhaled longer), after we got back inside i mixed myself up a whiskey drink and 7 up. drank most of it.... it was a fun time i got very stoned off very potent weed, we went back inside, we knew his mom was coming home soon so we packed the alchohol away, everything was good and i was stoned and i said, dude, did we put the grinder back in the box? he said no i dont think so?, i said hold on ill go do it, i got up and seen lights in the driveway, i had a big adrenaline rush as she came up the driveway, me and my buddy booooooted it for her room he put the grinder back and we heard the car door shut. We never had time to go back to the living room so we never knew what to do. My buddy got into the bathroom next to the room and pretended to take a shower while i was stuck in the room still.i heard the front entrance door slam and say "(my buddys name)" he never responded because he couldent hear her. She was on her way into the room i was too stoned to do anything so i only had one choice, to go under the bed! so i went under, about 5 sec later she came in the room she asked my buddy if he was takin a shower he said yeah.. blah blah blah... the bed is pretty high off the ground, she sat on the bed put her purse down started to take off her socks, i looked in the mirror on the other side and had a picture clear image of her. She took off her shirt and pants till it was only the thong and bra (she is a hot mom by the way) well, even though my eyes were already red i damn well say they got a bit redder after what i seen, she took off her bra and thong and was standing up in the mirror i had the perfect veiw, she went to the dresser got some clothes and walked to the other side of the bed (my head turned like a robot to pick something up) (Still naked) she bent over (what a veiw) and it seemed like i was in a different world. once she got dressed my buddy was done his shower, they went out and started cooking some late night supper, i could hear them talking but not that well, i heard her say wheres "my name" at, my buddy said hes out doors somewhere went to the trail behind the house for a walk. She said well why is his shoes still here, my buddy said i dared him to go bare footed for 5 bucks, well i got up from under the bed, opened her room window and crawled out on to the back balcony,, jumped over and walked back up, i came back in the house pretending my feet were freezing like crazy and said, " i did it" he went and got the five bucks and gave it to me, his mom said " you guys are retarded these days, while smoking her ciggarette" i was so relieved, stoned, and a little bit of a buzz from drinking i managed to pull through that. It was a very close call...
well what do you guys have for stories?
