Good tips for urban/rural growing

I've been trying to put together a plan on how to grab the bud from my outdoor grow when it is time to harvest. My garden is in a remote location but in a somewhat urban setting. If at all you need to put your bud in trash bags and pick them up at some point with a car to transport you obviously need to be careful and clever. Under bridges are great drop off points (only for a short amount of time((smell)). Bags can be picked up at a roadside with a pickup truck(with cover preferrably).

• I feel posing as city workers with vests cleaning up trash on the side of the road is ideal. You can pick up vests and the whole attire at thirft stores and costume places. Even have really smelly actual trash in the back right before your bud pickup.
• You could create a fake trash pickup service. All you would need is to make a logo for a business and put it on a car (sticker or magnet). The logo could even have a real number that you could set up through the internet to have an actual voice mail but really not connect to anybody.

If anyone has any other clever ideas please let me know. Peace!