TheSnake
Well-Known Member
Florida here, Illegal as fuck still... Have not had a grow indoors in months now, and I got a few ideas until situation's warrant another Indoor grow...
Been searching for a new hobby to help me get back in shape, and loose some weight, and I am sold now, on Kayaking being both beneficial to health, muscle development, caloric burn, sightseeing, cardio, nature, and just getting out of the fucking house, honestly. Then I got to thinking, and realized there are ton's of rinky dink shit hole islands all over the damn place in the water near by. That no one goes to, either due to too much vegetation by landing zones, too small, to this or that, because most are looking at it with beach parties in mind around here. Police traffic in the water is minimal and focused mainly around the "get together boat / island parties" to get DUI arrests, and such. Therefore, the shitty ones without sanded nice beach area's are overlooked by almost everyone, including the police. Basically the definition of "secluded" in my eye.
Then I started thinking more, and realized police overlook kayak's due to lack of things to search for contraband, (who the hell traffics drugs in a mini sized boat big enough for 1 person and some clif bars and a gallon of water? lol) and typically you would be extremely over worked and empty handed to find said recreational kayak-ers to be under the influence on the water. So #1 you have small land, that is overlooked, then #2 you yourself are also overlooked, bingo was his name-o. So I plan to scout every shit hole island there is, and find a perfect spot. I have a close friend who knows I grow who also happens to have a full size "REAL BOAT", which i could use to transport soil / pots n shit. Then I can visit and hide the kayak a few times a week to water (weather permitting it even needs water) and collect at the end =) and smuggle back via kayak, NOT the "REAL BOAT"... No animals to worry about, other than birds, and insects. No deer , or anything shitty like that, responsible for trampling many a outdoor grow. The smell will not be concentrated (and the breeze is gnarly) so it will scatter everywhere faintly instead of the seeping style from indoors I'm used to.
The only issue I really see, is water transportation. Worse case, I have to ph everything, put it all in gallon jugs, cart with me to the beach to launch, put a weight in the jug, and tie a bunch of them to the kayak that i will pull while there submerged in the water, if any cops happen to be anywhere I'll have a main line that i will simply "snip" and the jugs will fall to the bottom of the ocean. The best part, is cameras for any sting, or ghetto birds will stick out like a sore thumb, and ill just start someplace else. Plus they would have to catch me RED handed watering the plants, or trimming / transporting to even get a conviction.
Anyone else wanna chime in?
Been searching for a new hobby to help me get back in shape, and loose some weight, and I am sold now, on Kayaking being both beneficial to health, muscle development, caloric burn, sightseeing, cardio, nature, and just getting out of the fucking house, honestly. Then I got to thinking, and realized there are ton's of rinky dink shit hole islands all over the damn place in the water near by. That no one goes to, either due to too much vegetation by landing zones, too small, to this or that, because most are looking at it with beach parties in mind around here. Police traffic in the water is minimal and focused mainly around the "get together boat / island parties" to get DUI arrests, and such. Therefore, the shitty ones without sanded nice beach area's are overlooked by almost everyone, including the police. Basically the definition of "secluded" in my eye.
Then I started thinking more, and realized police overlook kayak's due to lack of things to search for contraband, (who the hell traffics drugs in a mini sized boat big enough for 1 person and some clif bars and a gallon of water? lol) and typically you would be extremely over worked and empty handed to find said recreational kayak-ers to be under the influence on the water. So #1 you have small land, that is overlooked, then #2 you yourself are also overlooked, bingo was his name-o. So I plan to scout every shit hole island there is, and find a perfect spot. I have a close friend who knows I grow who also happens to have a full size "REAL BOAT", which i could use to transport soil / pots n shit. Then I can visit and hide the kayak a few times a week to water (weather permitting it even needs water) and collect at the end =) and smuggle back via kayak, NOT the "REAL BOAT"... No animals to worry about, other than birds, and insects. No deer , or anything shitty like that, responsible for trampling many a outdoor grow. The smell will not be concentrated (and the breeze is gnarly) so it will scatter everywhere faintly instead of the seeping style from indoors I'm used to.
The only issue I really see, is water transportation. Worse case, I have to ph everything, put it all in gallon jugs, cart with me to the beach to launch, put a weight in the jug, and tie a bunch of them to the kayak that i will pull while there submerged in the water, if any cops happen to be anywhere I'll have a main line that i will simply "snip" and the jugs will fall to the bottom of the ocean. The best part, is cameras for any sting, or ghetto birds will stick out like a sore thumb, and ill just start someplace else. Plus they would have to catch me RED handed watering the plants, or trimming / transporting to even get a conviction.
Anyone else wanna chime in?
