Got busted at the lab for cheating on a urine drug test

Good luck!

qwizoking said:

Oooh im waiting in the lobby to take a test right now

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I hope you studied.

Lol

Well if i fail its not like i wont have a job, cause im just awesome like that.
But i was completely clean for 2 months and smoked half a gram if that of some bud ~40hrs ago.. course i dont get the results, work does so i dont know just yet but we'll see. I k.ow the half life and their wasnt anything stored up in my fat. Fairly diluted piss..i should pass
I probly shoulda waited or got fake piss but whatever

Wear tighty wightys and put the pee in a condom and tie it off, then put it right next to your junk.

Whew i passed.
I love being right

I don't recommend condoms, they have the potential to bust. I also don't recommend handwarmers or used shampoo bottles. You can go to walmart and buy a 3oz travel bottle with a twist off cap for a dollar that you really just need to wash out with water and dry out. After that, men, run it up against your balls and taint. Women, tuck it in. If you have to refrigerate your sample, simply take the airtight, sealed bottle and toss it in the sink or shower (hot water only, suck it up if you don't enjoy it.) with you so it heats up with you an hour or two before you have to go. Your pelvic area, properly clothed, will keep that bottle at about 98.6 degrees and is good for up to 12 hours. Make sure you wear pants or jeans, not too tight ( I prefer somewhat fitted pants) and wear two pairs of boxer briefs. I myself use spandex to retain heat. Make sure the inner pair is pulled up on the thighs enough but not too much and the top tucked in enough to not look like you're wearing two pairs. The last time, I wore three just to ensure there was no sagging on the bottle and that the bottle was sure not to relocate itself to looking like it was sticking out my ass. When the collector lets you in: Close the door, unlock it, unbuckle, unzip and set the cup down. Carefully pour liquid into container and then take a leak. (Ladies, don't even take it out, just uncap and recap, you'll get pee on your hands if you're not careful but it's the easiest way.) Stuff the bottle back (You don't have to put it in the same place, I just stuff it next to my junk.) before you zip up and present your sample. Works every time. You just have to remember: practice, practice, practice. Have a friend or roomie with you before you have to go and practice opening the bottle to see if you're quiet enough through the bathroom door. (I promise the drug tester's doors are made with thicker wood.) Practice doing the self frisk some places make you do so you can be aware of being caught if you're not a woman and practice breathing exercises! (Don't take a thermometer, it's just one extra step and item to help you get caught) If you don't, you have a higher chance of being caught. Follow it this way and there should be no problem. Sorry for the length but it's an important topic. I hope it helps!