Alright rhinohumpenpanda, Cy-kick is next! I wasn't blowing you off, I just wanted to try each thing systematically.
BTW the human hair didn't work but it was fun to try.
So total list of things tried and definately did not deter:
Garlic
Hot Pepper
Mint oil
Human hair
Orange oil (burned my plants)
Oregano oil
Lavender oil
Neem oil foliar spray (Highest concentration allowed by manufacturer for any plant. Didn't deter at all but may kill them off in the long run)
Profanity
Pyrethrum dust
Things that sortof worked:
Liquid sevin applied in bait form
Things to try next:
Cykick
Diatomaceous earth
Neem in the water as systemic protection
Thanks guys, we're getting there.
**BTW: I'm measuring results not by subjective amount of leaf damage, but I make sure to actually sit there and watch as they eat, before I determine that something doesn't work as a grasshopper deterrent. These are multiple species of grasshoppers (could be locusts but I think they're technically the same thing)