Great Stoner Quotes

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Ghosteh

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I'm sorry officer.. Honestly, I'd swear I'd let you hit it.. but there's none left. :(

*Actually didn't go to jail! (idk how though, that window was renamed 'the chimney'.)
 
Otacon

Otacon

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"We should, like, totally make a instrument that plays, like, electronic sounds. And we should call it a psychedelitron."
"Dude, there already is one, and it's called a synthesizer."
"Oh yeah."
*the sound of 4 totally stoned guys laughing their asses off goes here*
 
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hempcurescancer

Guest
"You start thinking about how fun it was to play games like Battleship when you were a kid, and how as we get older we forget how to just have fun so you say guess what, I'm gonna make a game and it involves a porcupine and a baseball bat and i'm gonna try to kill a porcupine with a baseball bat but you dont know where to find one so you do a websearch but people dont sell porcupines on the internet, so you say ya know what world, you've got me cornered again. I'm gonna roll another joint."

.......It goes something like that
 
just blazee

just blazee

Member
Whenever i stretch my arms out my ears pop so this one time i was smoking with some mates and i yawned and stretched and i was like 'holy crap i went deaf for a second there...but now i can hear EVERYTHING...i can hear my cat think.' I swear to god i could hear my cat talking hahah shit i was sooo blazed.
;)
 
Ramen Shaman

Ramen Shaman

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"Man, why the fuck do all the stoner commercials come on when we're baked? Like, that dude's high, and this chick's blazed, and here's a fucking commercial for Taco Bell. Goddamnit, let's get in the car. We've got a dozen tacos to pay for in spare change.."
 
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