Greatest Stoner Moment of All Time

Lets hear em

Cheech n Chong...
COP OFFICER : Can i see ur lisence please?
Cheech: Isnt it on the bumber man ?
lmaooo funniset moment

Mate and I reading an ad in a window- Cleaner wanted, 2 hours a week, for old lady. '' Dirty bitch'' my friend said!!! Thinking she wanted someone to wash her! We were crying and rolling around on the floor outside a post office in broad daylight..... You had to be there.

got to my new apartment and closed the bedroom door for the first time, wouldn't close all the way so i try again, still wouldn't close. i take a step back and the door was 3 inches narrower than the door frame.

i was laughing for a solid 15 min

door frames in my house are all odd sizes too.

A few years ago I went to my buddys in Newcastle and we decided to get stoned and go for pizza in a restaurant - I was BLAZED...and can't remember a lot, dunno how much I ate but I don't really get munchies when I'm trippin' on some heavy-duty weed, MUST'VE been a good night if I can't remember a lot!

The other day I was driving through a town on the way up the road after burning a bit of hash to make the ride tolerable. Thought I saw an Arby's. Red roof and all. Hells yeah. Pull up to the drive through, not even looking at the shit because I order the same thing everytime. "ill be with you in a minute" alright, whatever.."can I take your order?" "yeah man, lemme get a giant curly fry, a popcorn chicken shaker and a mountain dew" "Sir, we don't have that?" "Why the hell not?" "Because you're at wendys, dude." "...so I am." I looked over and saw the arbys in the next parking lot. Probably not the greatest of all time, but the most recent atleast.

I thought this story from one of my employees was priceless...
https://www.rollitup.org/toke-n-talk/77869-funny-story.html

i have a terrible memory i know i have some but i can't think of any except for something my friend did.

we were at some drive thru place and he said "ill have a #4 with a large cock please"

was laughing my ass off...cuz you know he meant coke. it took him a good while to correct his order as he was laughing uncontrollably as well.

Jimi Hendrix' "I'm too stoned" statement/moment on Johnny Carson Show.

Basically, he came out, sat down, Johnny started his spiel, Hendrix said the above and walked off, as I recall it. I suppose this could be on U-Tube?

Late one nite, when I was 18, a friend and I were driving around getting baked. We stopped at a donut shop. We both realized how ugly these two ladies working there were, and started laughing uncontrollably. Never bought anything, just walked back to the car laughing our asses off.

One of my stoner buddies back in school.. came to school high damn near everyday... was fucking around on break and was bullshittin with a friend of ours and a teacher.... for some reason they went to high five and he missed and bitch slapped the teacher.... he had the biggest "oh shit" look you'd ever seen and I was laughing for a good 5 minutes straight.

To quote fdd....



I went to the dispensary the other day and picked up a couple zips (I need to grow....) and another friend came over and asked "got any bud?" and I was like nah, I just killed this bowl.

Then I walked into my room and saw the other 15 8th jars they gave me stacked into a beautiful pyramid of weed and laughed for like 15 minutes.