Growing and Smoking while living near a prison ???

Hello im thinking about moving near a prison
i want to be able to grow my plants and smoke my weed in peace without telling a soul
but i am worried about prisoners escaping and police knocking at my door to warn me about escaped prisoners or looking for escaped prisoners
has anyone lived near a prison and were able to do this without getting caught and will i be bothered by the cops
any help appreciated
 

althor

Well-Known Member
I know someone who grows who lives next door to a cop in an illegal state. Just be sure and vent properly.
 

3 Pounds of Weeden

Active Member
Well firstly, prisoners just don't escape like it's an every day thing. Secondly, they would assume these guys are trying to get the furthest distance away in the shortest amount of time. And cops don't mess with prisons besides through transportation and court issues. Correctional officers will be in the area but I don't believe they have any jurisdiction to enter your home.
 

ProfessorPotSnob

New Member
I grew indoors by a punk prison in Michigan and when an escapee was on the loose , we were simply asked to keep all doors and cars on lock down and of course Authority warned to not make contact with hitchhikers untill the escapee is apprehended again ..

Never had any knocks when this happend , but I do remember seeing the surveillance and searches that took place .. That was like being in a Communist State ..
 
Thanks for the info guys ill probably be lookin for another place but ill keep the thought in mind so whats this about surveillence that doesnt sound liek anything i wanna be a aprt of
 

AltarNation

Well-Known Member
Well firstly, prisoners just don't escape like it's an every day thing. Secondly, they would assume these guys are trying to get the furthest distance away in the shortest amount of time. And cops don't mess with prisons besides through transportation and court issues. Correctional officers will be in the area but I don't believe they have any jurisdiction to enter your home.
Hahaha. Reminds me of an awesome Carlin quote:

[video=youtube;43Egm0j_p1A]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=43Egm0j_p1A#t=77s[/video]

"People don't want anything near 'em. Even if it's something they believe in! Something they think society needs. Like prisons. Everybody wants more prisons, right? Everybody wants more prisons. People say, "...BUILD MORE PRISONS! ...but not here."

Well why not? What's wrong? What's the problem? What's wrong with having a prison in your neighborhood? Would seem to me like it would make it a pretty crime-free area, don't you think? You think a lot of crackheads and pimps and hookers and thieves are gonna be hanging around in front of a fucking prison? BULLSHIT, they ain't coming anywhere near it!

What's wrong with these people? All the criminals are locked up behind the walls. And if a couple of them DO break out, what do you think they're gonna do, HANG AROUND??? Check out real estate trends? BullSHIT... *whistle* --they're fuckin' gone!

That's the whole idea of breaking out of prison, is to get the fuck as far away as you possibly can!"

:)
 
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