OddBall1st
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"The issue is the law its 5 plants 150.00 fine+ misdemeanor mature plants. Ohio laws I`m considering a move to Mich im about 20 miles from the border."
What does any of this mean ?
Growing problems with the wife.
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"The issue is the law its 5 plants 150.00 fine+ misdemeanor mature plants. Ohio laws I`m considering a move to Mich im about 20 miles from the border."
What does any of this mean ?
thump easy
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i would keep growing so what??? its weed not a holicost missle
OddBall1st
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holicost missle ..... What`s that ? An expensive missile that prays it don`t miss ?
Well I will say this one thing. This thought will always pop into your head, whether you can get busted or not. But something I tell a lot of people is this. If you follow rule #1, and refrain from sharing info about you growing with anyone you know, and you control the smell. Why would police even be looking at you? Especially if you have a clean squeaky record. Your just an average joe like everyone else. Feds and cops are no wiser unless given a reason. So keep doing what ya doin bro, just be respectful to your wife and compromise in the future if it creates more problem in the future!
OddBall1st
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I can see the fellas that smoked a lot less than me have figured out what the issue is. I eventually got it. I`m only f`n with ya thump.
Never ever ever grow weed in a house that you own or on property you own. Like a car, what`s in it is yours, well what`s on it is yours too. Your wife sees a future going down the drain cuz you shot your mouth off or something to a cop or other person that knows you`re doing it the same way i know you`re growing it. People like me will hit your dumb side then send you off with good advise cuz it wil wake you up to the fact that the little dumb things can bite hard under the right circumstances. Yes that`s right, I`m an old man,....but seen a lot. Don`t do it, grow guerrilla, in your city parks, in a rent-a-box storage, but NOT IN YOUR HOME. Get`n away with it for a few years and then bang, you relise the people here were right .....just sucks man !i
Never ever ever grow weed in a house that you own or on property you own. Like a car, what`s in it is yours, well what`s on it is yours too. Your wife sees a future going down the drain cuz you shot your mouth off or something to a cop or other person that knows you`re doing it the same way i know you`re growing it. People like me will hit your dumb side then send you off with good advise cuz it wil wake you up to the fact that the little dumb things can bite hard under the right circumstances. Yes that`s right, I`m an old man,....but seen a lot. Don`t do it, grow guerrilla, in your city parks, in a rent-a-box storage, but NOT IN YOUR HOME. Get`n away with it for a few years and then bang, you relise the people here were right .....just sucks man !i
thump easy
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aww its okay i can laugh!! good luck though.. its good to grow that it. good luck dude!!! women i know all about it..
OddBall1st
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He`ll need lots of luck, cuz if they pop him for a few plants, it wont be because they happened upon it, it`ll be a sting and no lawyer in the world will save his shit. They`ll say he did it in the past, he is still doing it, some times a lot some time a little and butter the toast for the judge and his property is done.
twostrokenut
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150 fine misdemeanor? I would keep growin. But then there's this: your girl is going into nursing and I think they might revoke that license if she's implicated.....correct?
DrOctopus
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oddball your crazy dude my record is clean I never run my mouth ( see rule #1 ) and the only one evidence of me growing is this site history on a tablet oh yeah the feds are gonna raid my house for a 1200w operation and yeah she is worried about her nursing license I could yield what 2 lbs at the very best ever 6 mos.
Fungus Gnat
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Well no nudes I see...well I formulated a plan for you anyways:
You’re going to need a good friend or a brother for this plan to work successfully.
First step is to get a body, look for someone in the paper that has died recently and is buried several counties over. Grave rob the body making sure to rebury the casket. Change the corpse’s clothes to something less formal.
Find a rural road with no traffic at night. Get an inner tube, cut it apart and tie an end to two trees making a giant slingshot. Have your brother test fire the corpse towards the road several times to get distance and accuracy down.
Take your wife on a picnic in the area using the road(towards the afternoon so you return during darkness). Make sure she drinks a little bit but not too much. You should drink as much as you can tolerate and claim you can’t drive home so she has to.
When you get to the point in the road where your bother/friend is make sure to distract her from focusing on the road(tell her she looks like she’s getting fatter ect.). Now when your brother sees the car he should fling the body at it using the slingshot. When the body hits the car and is run over… act horrified that she hit someone. Get out and tell her immediately that the person is dead and that you’ll have to dump the body somewhere(Have a spot pre-scouted an abandoned mineshaft should work). If she wants to involve the cops remind her she has been drinking and does she really want to chance life in prison and how it will ruin her life ect.. Make a pact with her to never tell anyone and that you yourself would face prison for helping to cover up her crime.
Now she won’t complain about you growing a few plants in the basement. You’ll probably get blowjobs on demand as well, but that seems a little exploitative.
You’re going to need a good friend or a brother for this plan to work successfully.
First step is to get a body, look for someone in the paper that has died recently and is buried several counties over. Grave rob the body making sure to rebury the casket. Change the corpse’s clothes to something less formal.
Find a rural road with no traffic at night. Get an inner tube, cut it apart and tie an end to two trees making a giant slingshot. Have your brother test fire the corpse towards the road several times to get distance and accuracy down.
Take your wife on a picnic in the area using the road(towards the afternoon so you return during darkness). Make sure she drinks a little bit but not too much. You should drink as much as you can tolerate and claim you can’t drive home so she has to.
When you get to the point in the road where your bother/friend is make sure to distract her from focusing on the road(tell her she looks like she’s getting fatter ect.). Now when your brother sees the car he should fling the body at it using the slingshot. When the body hits the car and is run over… act horrified that she hit someone. Get out and tell her immediately that the person is dead and that you’ll have to dump the body somewhere(Have a spot pre-scouted an abandoned mineshaft should work). If she wants to involve the cops remind her she has been drinking and does she really want to chance life in prison and how it will ruin her life ect.. Make a pact with her to never tell anyone and that you yourself would face prison for helping to cover up her crime.
Now she won’t complain about you growing a few plants in the basement. You’ll probably get blowjobs on demand as well, but that seems a little exploitative.
Unclebaldrick
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^^^ that's what I was gonna say.
Commander Strax
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You really need an excuse to move out of Ohio??
Dr.J20
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this is true, but it also saves her nothing (materially speaking) to willingly testify since everything is in Doc's name; it didn't sound like this is a troubled relationship to me, just a particular problem in an otherwise good relationship..
so you're a little dickhead responding for no reason other than to stir the pot, increase the stress levels of a fellow grower who came on here to have a more sincere discussion about a potential problem anyone on here could face.
Also, why respond in the thread using the third person about the OP? kind of a weak move rhetorically speaking...as if you aren't man enough to write in direct language, responding directly to him, but rather prefer the position of peanut gallery heckler, shouting your inanities to the crowd.
Dr.Oc, best of luck friend, i'm sure you'll work this out in the way that is best for your family, and don't forget to use as much of the good media-buzz surrounding legalization to gently coax your wife into a more positive stance about growing.
be easy,
Dr.J
OddBall1st
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Ok, that clears some air a bit. Your chances of getting caught (even if they know) are hovering around zero. Most growers get discovered because they smoke but don`t buy. There`s also the chances that the FD has to come because your fire alarms went off. Thing like that happen and is why you are never in the clear.
Off your property and out of your hands equals properties and possessions in the clear. It`s not worth in your home.
slowbus
New Member
off your property brings a whole other set of risks,fwiw
OddBall1st
Well-Known Member
Correct. It`s where the fun and talent meet the risks and Nature. You loose replaceable things not your life`s work. Maybe some pride and skill level if you don`t spread out.
OP main problen you did not cover your tracks. If you did then you would not have this problem. 1st question why in the hell would you use your kids computer to get on this site.... 2nd do you not no how to delete history..3rd question why dont you just rent a home in Michigan and grow there then you can say its legal there I grow there and live here what they gonna do about it nothin.