Growing weed during ZOMBIE apocypse

TheSnake

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In a zombie Apocalypse, I would lean toward cocaine production. If you had big enough coca fields. and the chemicals needed, etc... that would be a hell of a lot more useful drug to be on, while trying to fight for your life. There is a reason fighter pilots are given amphetamines on missions, there called "go pills", cocaine would deliver same effect.
 

TheSnake

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speaking of walking dead, imagine if they were all geeked on white girl... jesus, they already run circles around the zombies, they would be doing backflip uppercuts to those fuckers, and instead of crying when someone died they would be like "good more coke for us, lets fuck shit uppppp!!!!!" hahaha
 

ILoveYouSweetLeaf

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i'd think coke would make people feel like they are superman when they aren't and get em killed. but what do I know, ive never tried it.
 

Potolota

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So much for growing ideas this has become entirely about zombie safety humanity loss and the walking dead lol..
 

IC3M4L3

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I had a thought thwe other night while watching a zombie flix, what would I do if zombies really happened. Well I'm prepared with weapons stocked food and all medical stuff but what was I mimissing

then it occurred to me.. Weed

i can hardly keep away from the stuff let alone stock pile it.. I don't know if I could spend the rest of my life without it, so I'd half to grow it outside naturally..

then I thought we'll what would be the moast easiest seed to grow and setup to have!

please post your ideas on grow setup locations ( field roof top mountain) replacement natural nutrients since u can't go by dyna grow or ph up. I'm eager to hear what people think!!

just keep hitting the dispenseries, ive thought about this too, wat the fuk would we do(obviously playing dead island)

im pretty fucked with a hug ulcer on my ankle atm so have to get it dressed everyday so idbe propper fucked, just have to break into a chemist nr sum shops and hold up,, but syaing that id prolly get eaten but ide make sure i had a needle full of morphine, so if it was gunna happen id just stick myself, fuk getting eaten it dont sond appealing
 

althor

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good idea however zombies are the LEAST of your problems in a zombie app. its the living humans who are like everyone else in this thread willing to shoot first ask questions later for your water bottle.
Right. Which is why I also included away from civilization and wandering groups of people.
People get LOST in these areas and never found they are so expansive. So in essence you are knocking out the two biggest problems by heading for the hills. Of course, if "Walking Dead" was about a group of people who headed to a safe-haven in the mountains, it would be too boring for tv.
 

BurlingtonBam

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okay stop right there
and think about what you just said


there is absolutely NO way you can compare a video game to real life lol
I completely disagree with your logic of not being high though. I'd want to be high for several reasons, some of them have been listed. I"m more calm, and it keeps me calmer longer. I'm not a lethargic stoner, so I'm not that worried about it. Next, many people smoke weed and then work out, or train various disciplines. Why? It keeps them level headed and calm under pressure, and many, myself included say it helps them learn more because you can fully pay attention. At least for me. I'm high strung, so smoking weed levels me out. I'm sure for some it would be bad, but not me.

As far as Zombie stuff, I'm not a fan, but I've never seen a zombie swim, so I'd say a castle with a Moat and alligators in it. Although, not sure how that would be if the alligators got the disease as well. I suppose you'd have to test that out first, but I've never seen a zombie swim. With that said, an island would be good. Realistically your best bet is to learn how to defend yourself, and work out a lot so you can run like the wind. lol.

Grow on the top of the castle. Problem solved. You are welcome humanity.
 

Potolota

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Like I said before when I smoke I'm like maguiver ill invent a crossbow outa a shoe lace and twig! Besides needing necessary items that are hard to find normally I could easily invent, there's also the idea of sleep being asn issue. Stress and fear could cause sleep loss but smoking could help and your survival could mean a good nights rest, I can still wake up easily just sleep better. Add being a calming agent during an attack most people panic and that's what gets them killed if they was calm they could see the escape route othewised missed. And if I run into some disgrountlal bad guys ill offer them a blunt and send them on their way lol
 

iiKode

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ok wait untill it happens, go out with a truck and a pit bike in the back, grab yourself as much fuel as you can, there will be alot since everyone is dead, grab some generators and get your grow room busted out, i know what im doing getting multiple houses with generators running lights fans etc, unlimited fuel by the time 99% of the populations dead, easy grow some outdoors and get all your neighbor houses into grow houses, all you will need to do is go out on runs checking the plants and refillking the generators, easy done if you gather alot of fuel to stack near the house preferable underground hidden.


i live in the uk so outdoors aint realy an option unless you plants start of june, but then you need to harvest before august or its too cold.
 

iiKode

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okay stop right there
and think about what you just said


there is absolutely NO way you can compare a video game to real life lol
he just said he can concentrate better when stoned, you dont know him how can you judge?
 
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