growing weed in prison new help

Straight up G

New Member
i got nicked growing pot,i will be going to prison in about 3months time. as a stand for my views on cannabis i plan on taking seeds with me to try and grow while in there.the things i need help with is what kinda every day things i can use (food based or available inside prison) for NPK i know i can water down my piss for N but what other things can i use ?
Prison?, what did they find and how?
[UK]
 

Straight up G

New Member
You're an idiot, there is no way it will go by undetected. You will definitely get more time when they find out.
No, he is not an idiot, he does what he wants not to be judged or dictated to by you, have a bit of common decency he is going to jail.

Like you have ever done it to qualify your claims anyway.
 

Straight up G

New Member
All you haters just go away, this guy is fucking brilliant :D It doesn't matter whether he'll be able to actually get the plants to full maturity or harvest them, the sole act of planting marijuana in a fucking prison means that this guy has a ball-sack comparable to Chuck Norris' :D It's one hell of a great way to tell everyone "Fuck the police!", just like that brilliant scene in Pineapple Express :D

Fuck, I'm high.
More of this please.

*FUCK THE PIGS*
 

Straight up G

New Member
I am not gonna go through 50 pages but if you are not in full support of this guy you need to sort out your fucking MASSIVE attitude problem.
 

FireCoral

Active Member
http://www.dosenation.com/?n=10&ct=10

Does anyone read dose nation? I know that's London..but that's 3 1/2 hours away. What if that's this guy!

Could be that guy, check this out. The prison that story is about is a Category C Men's Prison... and he said he was going to a Cat C prison :lol:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Verne_(HM_Prison)

ETA: I just wanted to include the link to the actual story because it's been archived and I had to do some hunting to find it http://www.dosenation.com/listing.php?id=6908
 

FireCoral

Active Member
Yeah, this one's a little different. It says:

"Jalloh is serving eight years for supplying drugs."

Since he was caught growing, they may have charged him with intent to distribute. The only thing is that it says he, himself, is from Brent, North London. But his profile here says he's from Manchester. Though, I supposed he could've put whatever on his profile to misdirect anyone.

ETA: Although, there is this story too. Which says he was convicted of selling class a drugs. Marijuana is apparently a class b drug in the UK.
 

dpjones

Well-Known Member
Somewhere in this thread the guy in questions says he is xx age (i think its 28 or something) and on the news report it says the guy is older. Now im not saying that's definite proof but presuming the guy didnt lie about his age its not him. But it wouldn't surprise me, the guy in prison was growing weed outside in winter.......
 

Mr.Luso

Well-Known Member
what kind of prison guards do they have in the UK that they don't even know how a mj plant looks like even my grandma knows what they are. its one of the most recognizable plant in the world. got to give him props do he as balls no wait watermelons.
 

strain stalker

New Member
it would really mess some heads up...lol
tell them is weed or herbal high, give them
a bong and the next they know there tripping
to fuck in the last place you would want to.hee,hee


...let's see, you get busted for growing...and now you want to grow in jail? ...damn, growing is some addictive shit man! Don't do it dude...if your country will send you to prison for growing as a free man, I'd imagine what they'd do if they caught you in there....wow....wait til' you get out bro....with balls like that you need to be gorilla farm'n!

...if you do it dude, I wish you luck.
 
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