Guilty Pleasures

qwizoking

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Repost.....


Everyone gather round for qwizo story time..it may be a long one, but ive been told theyre good.

So i meet this chick. She lookin pretty good, figure id like to hit it. She just turns 18..damn..dont judge me! Sooo i invite her to a party im throwin at my other chicks place(this eventually becomes a problem).. she comes, i hand her a few xo's and some alcohol like a good host..Little did i know she cant handle her alcohol, and possibly the xo's.
She blames it on the takis (thats mexican for hot fries, which is ghetto for hot cheetos i think)

Anyway she pukes bright red lava all over the couch..this is why parties are not hosted at my place.
Soooo like the good person i am, i picked her ass up, flipped the couch cushions and headed out...i brought her to my place, she falls asleep holding my dick (i dont know why this is a common occurrence) mumbling "this is mine right" lol.

This is the start of our relationship and began last fall

Now other chick dont give a fuck.. so she says... but quickly develops a strong dislike for the girl.

So original girl..girl 1 for now
Comes over every morning at 6-7am and leaves about 9am.
Girl 2-from party comes over at about 9:30 stays bout an hour and goes to class. Once she leaves girl1 comes back till girl 2 arrives from lunch break and goes back at 1:30.
Girl 2 does not know girl 1 slips in the open schedule...this is key.

So all is going pretty good till girl 1 oversleeps and girl 2 arrives to her in my bed..none of us are like dating or some shit so theres no real issue...buuuut there is at the same time

Now girl 2 be driving by my house at all fucking hours to see if any cars are parked outside. If she sees one she throws a fit, and is now causing problems with girl 1..
Girl 1 tries to claim territory by moving some of her shit to my place, pillow, bedding, clothes. (I really like her comforter, and am sleeping on her pillow though)
Which does not sit well with girl 2 or girl 3 and 4..which will appear in a later edition of story time..





@Yessica...
How do i get my household back in balance. Ideally keeping girls 1-7
 

Yessica...

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Repost.....


Everyone gather round for qwizo story time..it may be a long one, but ive been told theyre good.

So i meet this chick. She lookin pretty good, figure id like to hit it. She just turns 18..damn..dont judge me! Sooo i invite her to a party im throwin at my other chicks place(this eventually becomes a problem).. she comes, i hand her a few xo's and some alcohol like a good host..Little did i know she cant handle her alcohol, and possibly the xo's.
She blames it on the takis (thats mexican for hot fries, which is ghetto for hot cheetos i think)

Anyway she pukes bright red lava all over the couch..this is why parties are not hosted at my place.
Soooo like the good person i am, i picked her ass up, flipped the couch cushions and headed out...i brought her to my place, she falls asleep holding my dick (i dont know why this is a common occurrence) mumbling "this is mine right" lol.

This is the start of our relationship and began last fall

Now other chick dont give a fuck.. so she says... but quickly develops a strong dislike for the girl.

So original girl..girl 1 for now
Comes over every morning at 6-7am and leaves about 9am.
Girl 2-from party comes over at about 9:30 stays bout an hour and goes to class. Once she leaves girl1 comes back till girl 2 arrives from lunch break and goes back at 1:30.
Girl 2 does not know girl 1 slips in the open schedule...this is key.

So all is going pretty good till girl 1 oversleeps and girl 2 arrives to her in my bed..none of us are like dating or some shit so theres no real issue...buuuut there is at the same time

Now girl 2 be driving by my house at all fucking hours to see if any cars are parked outside. If she sees one she throws a fit, and is now causing problems with girl 1..
Girl 1 tries to claim territory by moving some of her shit to my place, pillow, bedding, clothes. (I really like her comforter, and am sleeping on her pillow though)
Which does not sit well with girl 2 or girl 3 and 4..which will appear in a later edition of story time..





@Yessica...
How do i get my household back in balance. Ideally keeping girls 1-7
You are going to end up with all your stuff burned in a PIT OF FIRE....

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(Please take pictures for me when this happens...)

Don't fuck with young girls, betches be cray. Tell them all about the other ones, and find girls that are COOL WITH SHARING. Bounce all the jealous chicks or ones that only want to play the Monogamy game.

Hippies are into this. I know a lot of younger people that used to be in open relationships and everyone just fucked each other. The most common was 2 girls and 1 guy. The two were a couple, and the third girl was a "switch hitter" so-to-speak. she still banged whoever she wanted, but sometimes joined the couple as well.

If you keep lying, shits going to get bad for you. I think Lorana Bobbit's husband was a liar...we all know what happened to him...

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ebgood

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Yessica...

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side note. its 2015 and i strongly feel the statutory age should be lowered. i mean, the lady a couple spots down has a 12 yr old thats on her second child, and its getting harder and harder to distinguish a 16 from a 30yr old
I think looking at a picture of a 17 year old/ 18 year old is no big deal.

I don't think JUST ANYONE should be allowed to fuck them though. Because it's SO FUCKING EASY to have sex with an 18 year old.

"Hey, you are very pretty - and I also respect you, and I don't live with my parents"

18-year old: "Lets fuck, I love you, please drive me to my prom."

Too fucking easy. It's not really fair now is it?
 
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