I use the Sheryl Crow One sheet method.
The article:
Wipe your arse less, suggests Sheryl Crow | The Register
see how it's done:
YouTube - What I think Sheryl Crow's 1 sheet means
sounds like a personal problem...FOLD!!!! i've been using the same wiping method ever since i can remember. but for the past 2-3 yrs everytime when i wipe it gets on my hand. WHY!?