GrowUrOwnDank
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You're totally fucked dumbass. I just realized it's only like 6 pm. My game is still on. Maybe it will work.
HAPPY FESTIVUS....For the rest of us!
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Yessica...
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Hahahaha. Imaginary line?
No one here is in my neck of the woods. There ain't no line honey....this is the matrix - not REAL life. Haha
I appreciate the ring though. As long as you are well aware mine isn't up for grabs until our wedding night.
It's a virgin...so I can wear white.
Elwood Diggler
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Yessica...
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Ding ding ding.
We have a winner!
Not of the Anoose. That girl is locked down until marriage.
But you guessed right!
Elwood Diggler
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i'll trade rings but fuck marriage
UncleBuck
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you did this to yourself, tbonejack.
qwizoking
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really?
virgin bum hole..
lol
i remember when i took my exs butt virginity, looking back i could've stretched it out first, used lube and not gone all the way in.
but it was oddly attractive thinking about her squirming in class with a torn hole and me's oozing out....
id love to be married again. i always hear people say that, and ya im divorced. i know what id be getting into
virgin bum hole..
lol
i remember when i took my exs butt virginity, looking back i could've stretched it out first, used lube and not gone all the way in.
but it was oddly attractive thinking about her squirming in class with a torn hole and me's oozing out....
id love to be married again. i always hear people say that, and ya im divorced. i know what id be getting into
Gary Goodson
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Pinworm
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Nailed it.
6ohMax
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Pinworm
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Yessica...
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Trousers
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@ZaraBeth420
I did not read this thread except a post that had my name in it. You seem to be a bright and shiny star and I want to hitch my wagon to it.
I want to hear about you, maybe read your newsletter. Maybe you should post some memes to help me understand you.
I want your being to wash over me like a warm wave of Molson Canadian.
I did not read this thread except a post that had my name in it. You seem to be a bright and shiny star and I want to hitch my wagon to it.
I want to hear about you, maybe read your newsletter. Maybe you should post some memes to help me understand you.
I want your being to wash over me like a warm wave of Molson Canadian.
