Have any of you ever used the services of an escort/prostitute?

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MonsterBuzz

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Alrighty then. Well I read the first couple of pages but had to skip to the last page. So let me get this straight you feel you need a hooker cause you like oral...(duh who dont). And you have been unlucky enough to find the anti-penis eating chicks. I wanted to lmao at first but instead I am going to tell you, your not alone.

Dated my wife for 2 years before we got married, she was a freak(but didnt smoke weed). After we got married it was a effing disappointment. We didnt last long about 15mo is all I could take and one day she asked me IF she could leave....my remark" can I give you a ride" and took her and her things, dropped her off at her mom and dads and said good riddance. In 15mo I got 1bj and just a handful of reg sex. I think I should have sued for false representation..lol.

NOW married again and this time around and 5 years into this relationship. The sex is great and she is a pot smoking sexy freak. So no your not alone and remember women are like shoes, if they dont fit right toss'm to the curb cause sooner or later you will find the right fit. Not to mention some are designed better than others ;)
 
Padawanbater2

Padawanbater2

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What's with that? Why does the sexual side cease to exist once you tie the knot?

Females are a confusing bunch...
 
batf1nk

batf1nk

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Happened to me, crazy shit right! Its not always the case but a vast majority of couples I know are the same.... I lasted 2 years then that was it, I was off.
 
bluntmassa1

bluntmassa1

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I got head from a whore for $10 down in daytona beach. I also fucked a crack head stripper and her freind payed for with a $50 rock. I wore a rubber for sure and damn sure didn't eat their pussies. crack whores are every where down their.
 
FlowerPower!

FlowerPower!

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I lost my virgity to a prositute in New Orleans. I was 17 yrs old. It was $33 for 2 of us! My clothes afterwards stunk like pussy so bad I just put them in a bag and threw them out! I'm not exactly proud of this but, it happened.......
 
guy incognito

guy incognito

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Padawanbater2 said:
I've never had an orgasm induced by a sexual partner, I attribute it to too much porn, as it's probably desensitized me, and too much masturbation as the sensation from doing it yourself is nothing like intercourse or oral sex.



You're probably right, but I'd like to be sure



I think what most people would consider 'normal sex' is perfectly appealing to me, I have my specific interests, but I know there are plenty of women out there who share similar interests. Nothing really too extreme or perverted. My biggest one is probably oral sex but I've never really been with a chick whose awesome at it, or even one who really likes it all that much.. They all say they do pre girlfriend, but as soon as that knot's tied, the shit up and vanishes! Who woulda' guessed! Another reason why marriage is unfavorable to me.. I don't know what it is but when you show that commitment, in my experience anyway, they feel like they no longer need to impress you, the blowjobs all but cease to exist, it's nothing but standard sex with the lights off, which leaves me wondering 'dafuq?'. I was with a chick for on and off almost 2 years and she gave me a handful of blowjobs that never had any enthusiasm and she actually asked me "are you almost done yet..." in the most painful voice ever that deflated (literally) any chance of climax. That type of shit blows my mind, what kind of person would think saying something like that in the middle of it is a good idea? And yet, she never, EVER, left unsatisfied. The entire time I was with her I felt like she was all about hers, as long as she got that it's all good. She never took care of me in that sense. She'd even get mad at me for doing it myself or looking at porn. I'd even ask her to send me pictures of HER so I could get myself off to them, nope. She even made me feel like a scumbag for asking..

That's my sob story... let the judgment flow..
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Yep, total bitches. Forget about them. There are good ones out there. I still get bjs from my gf. We like to keep each other happy. And in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

 
crownjewelz

crownjewelz

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Im guilty.....shit, you gonna pay one way or another, even your wife aint free!, lets see how long the pussy fountain flows, when you lose your job or stop buying her pretty things or you aint hitting the bottom....hoes gotta work and eat too!...lmmao:idea:
 
themanwiththeplan

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patrickkawi37 said:
if you live near southern california.. the adelita club in tj mexico is badass. i swore id never pay for something i could get for free.. until i went there. its worth every one of the 72 dollars youll pay to hit up the hottest latina in mexico. if your lucky, they wont speak english. epic time
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whats that place like? i wasnt aware there was such a place so close to the u.s.a. border (they say less than a mile on their page) ive never paid 4 sex but lord knows i love my latinas so it would be worth at least checking out

Padawanbater2 said:
I've never had an orgasm induced by a sexual partner, I attribute it to too much porn, as it's probably desensitized me, and too much masturbation as the sensation from doing it yourself is nothing like intercourse or oral sex.



You're probably right, but I'd like to be sure



I think what most people would consider 'normal sex' is perfectly appealing to me, I have my specific interests, but I know there are plenty of women out there who share similar interests. Nothing really too extreme or perverted. My biggest one is probably oral sex but I've never really been with a chick whose awesome at it, or even one who really likes it all that much.. They all say they do pre girlfriend, but as soon as that knot's tied, the shit up and vanishes! Who woulda' guessed! Another reason why marriage is unfavorable to me.. I don't know what it is but when you show that commitment, in my experience anyway, they feel like they no longer need to impress you, the blowjobs all but cease to exist, it's nothing but standard sex with the lights off, which leaves me wondering 'dafuq?'. I was with a chick for on and off almost 2 years and she gave me a handful of blowjobs that never had any enthusiasm and she actually asked me "are you almost done yet..." in the most painful voice ever that deflated (literally) any chance of climax. That type of shit blows my mind, what kind of person would think saying something like that in the middle of it is a good idea? And yet, she never, EVER, left unsatisfied. The entire time I was with her I felt like she was all about hers, as long as she got that it's all good. She never took care of me in that sense. She'd even get mad at me for doing it myself or looking at porn. I'd even ask her to send me pictures of HER so I could get myself off to them, nope. She even made me feel like a scumbag for asking..

That's my sob story... let the judgment flow..
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sounds like a job for my gf. shes what i like to call a "dik whore" thanks to me of course. i met her when we were young and she was inexperienced. i got her hooked on giving me head. shes the type who will get really wet just from giving head. definitely doesnt do it as a "favor" to me or asks "are you done yet".

i was asleep on the couch before and a wake up to.....holy S**T! her on the couch on both knees (like a doggy position) blowing me. very hot.

we're huge freaks tho. too many stories to share lol.

but the good news is shes not a prostitute...which means its free.lol
 
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themanwiththeplan said:
whats that place like? i wasnt aware there was such a place so close to the u.s.a. border (they say less than a mile on their page) ive never paid 4 sex but lord knows i love my latinas so it would be worth at least checking out

one of the most amazing places on earth. its like a ten min walk from the boarder. if you dont have the greatest time, ill meet up with you so you can punch me in the face. go on a weekday.. around 11-2 in the afternoon.. the new girls come in around 10-11 each day one of the chicks told me.. so the earlier you go, the less likely your gona be throwin a hotdog down a hallway. 60 bucks for the chicks.. 12 for the room. some chicks try to negotiate for more, but if your not unfortunate looking, they will be fighting over you. its like the Olympics of whore houses in mexico man.. all the chicks wish they could get in there.. the streets around adelita are sworming with beastly chicks that will bang you for 20 bucks. one chick told my buddy that she made more than the average doctor in mexico working there... and she only works 2 days a week.. such an amazing country with great opportunities haha
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ebgood

ebgood

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Padawanbater2 said:
That's the third or fourth time that's been brought up.

I'm not considering it because I can't get it on my own, I'm considering it because I've got a somewhat unique sexual issue and thought a specialist might be able to fix it.
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sorry bruh i wasnt implying, im just sayin freaks come a dime a pallet. it may be a lil more work but im sure you could find help for your prob without coming out of pocket. maybe i just hate hookers that much, i dont want to see them succeed. my bad ill shut up
 
rainman36

rainman36

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ebgood said:
sorry bruh i wasnt implying, im just sayin freaks come a dime a pallet. it may be a lil more work but im sure you could find help for your prob without coming out of pocket. maybe i just hate hookers that much, i dont want to see them succeed. my bad ill shut up
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Thank you,that's what I'm saying,you aint gotta be a trick,or a john whatever you wanna call it lol..
 
ebgood

ebgood

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ok sorry one more thought. a prostitue is a profession. these heffas do the shit for a living not always cus theyre natural born freaks. would you rather see a county doctor thats there for the check, or a physician that actually cares for their patient? think about the experience. u just need a down ass chick that likes to please. and they are out there in droves... sweet, clean girls with healthy and or strong sex drives. quit fuckin with them squarebear bitchez and never waste time on a girl that doesnt understand, respect or fulfill your needs.
 
purpz

purpz

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anyone ever hear of "myredroom" or some shit like that? My buddy said " it's the new craigslist, to pick up girls".
 
rainman36

rainman36

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ebgood said:
ok sorry one more thought. a prostitue is a profession. these heffas do the shit for a living not always cus theyre natural born freaks. would you rather see a county doctor thats there for the check, or a physician that actually cares for their patient? think about the experience. u just need a down ass chick that likes to please. and they are out there in droves... sweet, clean girls with healthy and or strong sex drives. quit fuckin with them squarebear bitchez and never waste time on a girl that doesnt understand, respect or fulfill your needs.
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I had to co sign this.If you gonna be a trick,be a trick,but also think of all that money your gonna be throwing away,but if you find you nice chick,and she down for whatever,you hit the jackpot.loan_co_sign.jpg
 
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