Hello, I'm TheConstantGardner, and I'm an alcoholic

ooops, wrong meeting.

What's up folks. Hmmm, what's to tell about me... I'm 33, own a small business, etc. I'm a musician; I play drums, bass, guitar, synthe, spoons, and dashboard percussions when I'm stuck in traffic.


Let's see...oh, I've got dogs!



I've got 5 more of these puppies left not counting this li'l buggar who I'm keeping. His mommy needs help barking at everything that moves in the yard. He's gonna be a monster. His mom is 70lbs and his father somewhere around 130lbs. He bites toes and ankles right now, so watch out. Anybody want a puppy? PLEASE! As big as these puppies are, and considering their bowel movements are proportionately large, they NEED to find a home NOW!

Oh yea, I also have hornets guarding my front door!


Well, that's all I have for show and tell.

ummm, really, that's it.

OK, I have flat feet! Satisfied? There, I said it.

Wait, where are you going?

Nice to meet you constant gardener.

I love the dogs.
My dog Ike is about 120lbs.

He is a big baby that can TCB.

are you the big or little dog?

damn, he looks like Cujo!

oh, greetings! Nice to meet you Midgrade

ya i love dogs i got a little shitter right now that a chuiaua pomeranian mix..cut little bitch but exceedling annoying.

also i must say kill those hornets befor one day they attack you or those pretty dogs

abudsmoker said:

are you the big or little dog?

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Not sure what you mean?

I am certainly his (ike) master if that is what you mean.

hi tcg


i don't like hornets
never been stung by one

scared to death of the day that happens...

everybody freaks out about the hornets. I'm gonna kill 'em when their nest gets completed. I always wanted a hornets nest in my living room. I guess I'm a wannabe hick lol

The hornets don't seem to be bothered by my presence. The dogs stay clear of it though. I'm extremely conscious of them and don't get close if they are swarming. I've been stung head to toe when I stepped into a yellow jackets nest on the side of a creek bed, so I'm all too familiar with stings. So far they've protected the house from a blood-thirsty pack of bleary eyed Jehova's Witnesses (they might have been zombies, but I'm just assuming the worst), so if they sting me I'll consider it a fair trade.

That is why we have dogs to get the zombies away. It seems to work too. Funny how zombies carry bibles.

Nice tip on the hornets nest. Where did you buy it from?

skunkushybrid said:

Nice tip on the hornets nest. Where did you buy it from?

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they grow on trees around here

Nice dogs here's one of my three

here's my growroom guard kitty

lol...I play dashboard and steering wheel percussions whilst in traffic to! we should start a band! haha

Gygax1974 said:

Nice dogs here's one of my three

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What breed of dog is that?

He's a German Shep.
About one in every twenty five or so is born black at least that is what I read on the internet...he has some tan on his paws. he's a good dog, very smart a little too smart sometimes.

That is NOT a german shepherd. It's ears are too big, wrong body shape. There is no fucking way that's a german shepherd.

What's up MOFO, they call me NO GROW....

HAPPY GROWING

Looks like a german shepherd crossed with an out an out mongrel. I believe it may be half GS, the rest made up of several other dogs.