The plants are obviously suffering from being raised by an ahole. It is amazing how perceptive cannabis can be.....
In all seriousness how the hell does someone come on here asking for help, then when they receive suggestions decide to argue and be a d#@k?
I suggest you pick up an RO setup. I got a great one from costco for under $300. I also suggest you up your intake of marijuana in the hopes that it mellows you out a bit

Goodluck
Cheers